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chris should probably ask for stories

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that he wants to get to i don't know i

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don't know if he took a look at my

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headline

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there's just no way we can get to any of

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my stuff i knew that when i went into

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this show i'm gonna get to like two

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percent of these headlines and

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i guess one of them maybe

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so

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um

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all right crazy what do you got for us

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well i've got a bunch and i'm kind of

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this is kind of a grab bag as well um do

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you want to stay with the aging rocker

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stories yes on theme with that

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oh by the way my fun fact about motley

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crue their guitar player mick mars

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guy looks like he's dead i am tired

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there's mick right there

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i just thought it was fun it was a fun

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fact that

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you know he's like i'm gonna put that

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photo up though from that article

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because

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i want everyone to see

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this photo and mick mars who apparently

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propped up for this this photo shoot i

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don't know he's like

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somehow motley crue is back in my life

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now in a big way

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and so we got nikki sixx on the left and

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then you got mick mars who he looks like

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he's wearing a michael myers mask

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but i don't think he which is actually a

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william shatner mask

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the the glorious vince neil who looks

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dumbfounded that he's there and then

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you've got tommy lee who looks like you

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know it's exactly the same as he did in

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the 90s he looks he looks good you know

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he keeps his age well tommy lee looks

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like he's somebody who is on was on so

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many drugs in the 80s and 90s that he's

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kind of preserved he looks great what

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it was pretty good

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so what what is your uh aging rocker

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story please it's in the carrot shop oh

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my god

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uh rod stewart fills potholes near home

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since no one else can be bothered

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that's good news

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rod stewart is forever young when it

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comes to keeping the area near his home

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out of all the songs that they could

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have picked for like some kind of punny

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kind of thing

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they they chose that by the way there is

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video of him doing this oh we can watch

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rod stewart repair potholes okay let's

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read this i want to i want some context

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around this okay

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maybe he has a like maybe he lost a

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grammy down there and this is his excuse

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to dig holes i don't know but

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he was jumping over a puddle and lost

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his keys his grammy yeah he jumped over

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a puddle and his grammy fell out of his

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pocket holy cow

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uh rod stewart 77

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whose raspy voice has produced 16 16 top

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10 hits in the us and now four

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number one signals shared videos on

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instagram showing him shoveling gravel

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into potholes near his home

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in harlow england well how do we know he

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just hasn't fallen on hard times and

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this is the only job he could get

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the royalty checks aren't coming in

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albums aren't selling the way they used

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to and no one's been torn because of

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covid and so rod stewart probably is

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trying to make ends meet this is my

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the singer wore a bright yellow vest

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uh as he pitched in

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uh he's gonna say i'm repairing the

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street where i live as no one else can

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be bothered to do it stuart said

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this is the state of the road near where

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i live in harlow and it's been like this

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for ages i want to hear him say this

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i you know on that note it's almost

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saint patrick's day so your accent you

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could do rod stewart impressions right i

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could and it would be culturally

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[\h__\h] with my mates

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look at this [\h__\h]

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okay there's a second video too

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were you just winding that one up

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the guy does get around the guy knows

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he goes on to say people are bashing up

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was an ambulance with a busted tire my

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fiat my ferrari can't go through here at

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holes while millions and millions of

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thoroughfare over there the m11 motorway

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highway yeah be like an interstate oh

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interstate in england they would call it

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all right all right

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uh stewart was knighted at buckingham

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palace in 2016.

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not for his musical uh accomplishments

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but for his road repair well of course

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he's the best we got in england

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the singer and member of the rock and

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roll hall of fame released his latest

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the tears of hercules in 2021.

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oh so this is all publicity stunt his

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albums were tank his sales were tank and

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he's like i need to do something to

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really get myself in the news again

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road work

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i'm going house to house and fixing [\h__\h]

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he got some stuff that needs prepared

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you gotta you got a busted dryer in

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i'm a licensed electrician how's your

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uh spokesperson for essex highway said

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the agency appreciated stewart's

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enthusiasm but preferred that rod the

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mod let professionals do the work well

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he just said no one's coming out and

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doing it i'm gonna say that that's their

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way of like hey that's that's our job

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have him arrested we should we should

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call the police on him

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so they arrest him so he has to stop

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because he is working without a permit i

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imagine oh that he's going to jail

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uh they wanted to say while we

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appreciate sir rod's commitment to

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improving the this his community

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and we're too lazy to do it

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we can't be bothered you can't be

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bothered [\h__\h] your ferrari rod

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isn't it wasn't your story about rod

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stewart that he ingested so much [\h__\h]

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that he had to get his stomach pumped

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good lord this is a rock and roll trivia

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joe probably knows a story you just

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saying this is a story that goes around

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in rock and roll circles

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uh that rod stewart ingested so much

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semen

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that he had to get his thumb pump look

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that one up on google i i did hear that

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yeah exactly you heard that one i heard

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it he was singing about his body and if

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you think it's sexy you gotta let him

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yeah wouldn't be a lemon party without

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like being the libertarian who will

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build the roads obviously it's brad

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we'll do it yep yeah maybe maybe yep yep

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yep maybe rod stewart is a libertarian

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he's like look [\h__\h] this i'm gonna go

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build my own road yeah i got the money

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it's a one-way street this is rod's road

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you know loud on here

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it's a little rough ride but you'll get

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rod's road is bumpy but worth it

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i i say i think rod looks good in that

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yellow vest he should wear that on stage

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the next time he

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plays he's gonna walk out like a village

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person you know they're all wearing

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stage like it's a

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microphone or like a shovel-shaped

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there you go oh that now you're talking

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it's a whole construction themed

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the stage and during a during a uh

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instrumental interlude you can go over

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jackhammer it's instead of like like uh

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like smoke machines they'll have like a

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pipe bursting and water will spray

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asphalt and various like you know repair

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and then when he wants to when he wants

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to play to the crowd and go out to the

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front of the stage with a shovel full of

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gravel and just toss it into the crowd

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when the show's over he hops in like an

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earth mover and just plows into the

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audience to shove them all out the door

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i thought you can say he helps the the

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the the roadies load up oh that works

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for the end of the show that piles

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everything in the front end of a

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of a loader and drives it off that's

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less cruel and less jail time

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he quickly runs off stage you're

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thinking he's like playing it up because

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they're gonna do an encore and he comes

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back in driving a truck so they can load

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and he doesn't have groupies he has

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were you working on that one

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he was those gears were cranking over

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there what weren't they

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still got one brain cell guy struggling

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well it's good that someone's out there

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doing this because i'm not

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[Laughter]

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actually i was going to go pick up trash

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uh this weekend there's like trash

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stewart

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yeah i'm going to see if there's any

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other rock stars want to come come

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hey i got some trash i need to pick up

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we want to come help

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tell you what i'll fly into

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ohio

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i'll meet you down at the i don't know

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and uh i'll pick you up and come up he

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could pick up some trash and celery

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we'll get one of those uh spicy what was

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it the the diablo whatever oh yes

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i'm sure his 72

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he rod you want to set your coal on fire

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before you go out and pick up some trash

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with me

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that's the competition you guys both

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have a

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spicy diablo chicken sandwich from

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arby's and then see how long you can go

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picking up trash so you both have to run

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off into the bushes we're waddling

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around

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trying to keep it in

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i'm not picking up trash

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yep

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that'll show that sasquatch in the

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bushes

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all right what other kind of stories you

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got for me we spent like 20 minutes on a

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rod stewart

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um let's see well i've got uh

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conspiracies about butterflies i have

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steam trains are racist

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uh

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local restaurant

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i do have arby's news if you want it

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i kinda wanna so what kind of opioids

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were found at what restaurant i gotta

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know where they're dealing now okay

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that one here

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poppy and pasta and there you go for

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anybody in the chat saying i should have

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met rod stewart at the red onion i don't

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have a run red onion near me

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elsa would have said that there are red

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onions and believe it or not right up

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the road there's the shenanigans oh wow

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let's meet at the red onion at seven

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o'clock second call out in the show

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tonight uh blueberry lives near a red

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onion there's one less than an hour away

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i've asked him to go check it out yeah

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please

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and report back

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well we got a story here san antonio's

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couple says they found opa opioid pain

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pills

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in nachos

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restaurant i can try this restaurant

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yeah uh the restaurant manager offered

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ten dollars in

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there's a new story here that i think is

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actually about this

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where's the restaurant i'm curious yeah

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i want to know where this is let's go

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san antonio joe go go

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what kind of i want to know what kind of

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pill this was too and who wasted this

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like you know somebody in back making

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tacos going [\h__\h] i lost my [\h__\h] pill

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where's my 3pm hit where'd it go

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this i can't i can't make nachos all day

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without being high as balls

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but uh there's a new story here so we'll

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all right so we've all been here right

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you go through a restaurant's

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drive-through and you just hope that

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you're going to get what you paid for

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yeah but a local couple claims this

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weekend they got something extra in a

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takeout order of nachos an addictive

349
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narcotic medication

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mixed in with the sour cream

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investigative reporter dylan collier

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goes behind the kitchen door to get some

353
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behind the doors this cha chose near

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paws in bandera road

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drive through only while it goes through

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renovations sunday a local couple

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ordered food then brought it home before

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they say they noticed something in their

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plate of

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fork and i kind of nachos started

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pressing on it

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and it was hard it was a pill and worse

363
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a google search by them showed it

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contained the addictive painkiller

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hydrocodone

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regulated by the federal government

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after contacting the restaurant the

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stunned couple says a manager offered

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them a ten dollar credit at this point

370
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it had nothing to do with uh

371
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returning our money

372
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it was more like

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they needed to investigate this your

374
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dining room we're trying to get a

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comment on a painkiller being put in

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somebody's food

377
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you have to talk to somebody else the

378
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manager on duty offered even less

379
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assistance i'm dylan with ksat

380
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we're here about the painkiller pill

381
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that was in the nachos on sunday

382
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do you want to buy him or what it became

383
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minutes

384
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manager eventually said over the phone

385
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that he would not be commenting but this

386
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possible violation actually took place

387
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away from the watchful eye of san

388
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antonio metropolitan health as the

389
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restaurant is located inside leon valley

390
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the couple said they are in the process

391
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of filing a formal complaint with leon

392
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valley's health and sanitation officer

393
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reached for comment chacho's owner said

394
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via email quote we have operated

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multiple restaurants for more than 30

396
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years serving more than 50 000 customers

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per week in our restaurants without any

398
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such incident or even report of incident

399
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food safety is and has been our highest

400
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priority

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behind the kitchen door dylan collier

402
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ksat 12 news

403
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all right well there you go

404
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um

405
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so it's a leon valley mexican restaurant

406
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so someone

407
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someone's in some trouble here but it's

408
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a whole new line of service

409
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this this doesn't this looks exactly

410
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like the place where this would happen

411
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but yeah something like this

412
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it's like a

413
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like a teal kind of color

414
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the website is garbage oh really the

415
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menu looks terrible like i don't know

416
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i'm looking at pictures i did like an

417
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image can you put the website in the

418
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carrot shop so i can take a look at it

419
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i think i did drop it in there did it

420
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like four minutes ago mike oh i was busy

421
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stop looking at drugs i was busy like

422
00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:03,040
looking at

423
00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:04,720
other things pictures of rod stewart in

424
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a vest yeah pretty much

425
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uh

426
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okay

427
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yeah this is a nice website

428
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uh yeah look at the oh it's it's a

429
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slideshow i see you can see there's a

430
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photo i got the guacamole is like off

431
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green it's like it's like

432
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it has gray skin guacamole

433
00:16:33,189 --> 00:16:30,550
you gotta post this image this this

434
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looks so [\h__\h] appetizing the one of

435
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the guy looking at his nachos that one

436
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no not not from the website i'm i'm you

437
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:39,759
can go here you're in san antonio you

438
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gotta go here joe i don't know

439
00:16:46,069 --> 00:16:44,720
i don't know leave now

440
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i'll give you ten dollars and you go

441
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there now we'll wait

442
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please

443
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:51,839
just keep the show going till you get

444
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there

445
00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:54,560
it's not far

446
00:16:57,590 --> 00:16:56,160
actually but what is this image you have

447
00:16:59,350 --> 00:16:57,600
on screen crash or there's some guy

448
00:17:01,590 --> 00:16:59,360
looking at tacos this is this is from

449
00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:01,600
their website this is on their website

450
00:17:07,350 --> 00:17:04,720
this is yeah they're [\h__\h] awful yeah

451
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:07,360
look at that greasy lawyer he can't find

452
00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:09,839
his pill he's like wait what the hell

453
00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:12,400
i was expecting more pills

454
00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:14,240
dude look at the [\h__\h] look at that did

455
00:17:18,390 --> 00:17:16,160
you see that image i pasted into the

456
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carrot shop i see i'm looking at images

457
00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:20,880
non-stop oh my god look at that oh my

458
00:17:24,230 --> 00:17:21,600
god

459
00:17:26,309 --> 00:17:24,240
they're literally just piles of

460
00:17:27,669 --> 00:17:26,319
whatever oh what the hell is that what

461
00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:27,679
is that one

462
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i don't know

463
00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:31,360
oh this looks like they put it on the

464
00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:32,960
screen crazy put that on screen people

465
00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:35,200
got to bring this one up that is so this

466
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looks like they forgot the rest of the

467
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entree

468
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it's awful looking it's loading i don't

469
00:17:47,029 --> 00:17:43,600
even know what i'm looking at it just

470
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oh my god jay hooked that [\h__\h] and we'll

471
00:17:53,909 --> 00:17:51,679
get on the new yeah [\h__\h]

472
00:17:57,830 --> 00:17:53,919
what is that thing

473
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:00,310
if you're just listening uh you want to

474
00:18:04,549 --> 00:18:02,760
look up cha-cho's it's

475
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c-h-a-a

476
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right there's c-h-a-c-h-o cha-cho

477
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yes c-h-a-c-h-o-s

478
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and if you look at the image search

479
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i don't know man

480
00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:17,280
it looks like a [\h__\h] like somebody

481
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ate a bunch of cheese and threw it up on

482
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14 chips look how thick that is each

483
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it's like four inches thick each entree

484
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comes four inches thick

485
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each entree comes with its own bag of

486
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cheese

487
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like you can't see no nachos it's just

488
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cheese upon cheese upon cheese and then

489
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in the center of where the like there

490
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should be dip is just like more cheese

491
00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:41,280
it's like a cheese dip so you're dipping

492
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your cheese in like molten cheese

493
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:47,840
what the hell

494
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:50,000
it's their king kong nachos is what they

495
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say that's not even enough this is not

496
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safe they call it the goblin the goblin

497
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give me uh order give me the goblin

498
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i don't even know what we're looking at

499
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:02,000
here this looks like klingon food wait

500
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wait wait so mike look at this the one

501
00:19:07,990 --> 00:19:06,320
here of the the the nacho brain

502
00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:08,000
whatever the hell this thing is look at

503
00:19:13,430 --> 00:19:10,640
the there's a cup behind it for scale

504
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yeah it's insane

505
00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:15,360
we're looking at we're looking at

506
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mountains of cheese

507
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we don't know

508
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cheese is cut or could just be

509
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literally eight inches of cheese

510
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in a dish

511
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next to

512
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what i assume is some sort of margarita

513
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with cheese

514
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marker you got you got cheese dipped for

515
00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:49,830
yeah

516
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this is

517
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crazy it's about the size of a horse

518
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penis it's really big oh yeah

519
00:20:01,110 --> 00:19:59,120
so that's a lot of cheese dude i'm never

520
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:01,120
i mean i don't know man you gotta go to

521
00:20:06,630 --> 00:20:03,679
this place okay okay the legends are we

522
00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:06,640
gotta find out if the legends are true

523
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i'll get the salad

524
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cheese with dressing

525
00:20:24,070 --> 00:20:20,870
it's crazy they have one two three four

526
00:20:26,070 --> 00:20:24,080
eight there's at least eight chachos

527
00:20:29,029 --> 00:20:26,080
pretty good huh you can you can go from

528
00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:29,039
chacho to chacho to chacho

529
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yep

530
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[Laughter]

531
00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:34,400
joe there's four in the san antonio uh

532
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:42,870
you should do the jojo's store

533
00:20:45,909 --> 00:20:44,470
and then you're gonna

534
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we're going to

535
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today we're gonna do breakfast at

536
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cha-cha one

537
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lunch and chopper two

538
00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:52,720
we're gonna close it down with cheese

539
00:20:56,549 --> 00:20:55,280
margaritas after dinner at chacho's

540
00:20:58,789 --> 00:20:56,559
three and four and finish it up with a

541
00:20:59,990 --> 00:20:58,799
little uh painkiller dessert at chacho's

542
00:21:02,070 --> 00:21:00,000
five

543
00:21:04,149 --> 00:21:02,080
painkiller and go right to the hospital

544
00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:04,159
with our oxis

545
00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:05,840
well you so you need the painkillers if

546
00:21:09,510 --> 00:21:08,080
you eat all of this cheese yeah you need

547
00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:09,520
the painkillers because in about four

548
00:21:14,950 --> 00:21:12,880
hours you are gonna have problems yep

549
00:21:16,950 --> 00:21:14,960
now the irony being that opioids also

550
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:16,960
cause massive constipation so you are

551
00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:19,200
plugged up good for a couple of days

552
00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:20,400
you're gonna need more than that though

553
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:24,159
you're gonna need like a lot of [\h__\h]

554
00:21:27,270 --> 00:21:25,360
oh man you're gonna have to give

555
00:21:28,549 --> 00:21:27,280
yourself an enema after chacho's number

556
00:21:30,230 --> 00:21:28,559
two

557
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:30,240
some kind of suppository just to loosen

558
00:21:33,430 --> 00:21:31,760
things up back there maybe that's what's

559
00:21:36,789 --> 00:21:33,440
in that that glass it comes with an

560
00:21:43,190 --> 00:21:38,789
cheese

561
00:21:48,950 --> 00:21:46,710
yeah that's for damn sure

562
00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:48,960
dude this place looks awful

563
00:21:53,029 --> 00:21:51,520
it looks so bad i gotta go there i know

564
00:21:56,630 --> 00:21:53,039
come down visit we'll all go to church

565
00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:00,789
come on down we'll do cha-chos

566
00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:02,710
anytime someone's visiting you and joe

567
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:04,240
anytime someone visits you you got to

568
00:22:09,590 --> 00:22:06,960
take them to chachos

569
00:22:11,270 --> 00:22:09,600
people have been raving about this place

570
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:11,280
i can't even [\h__\h] believe i'm still

571
00:22:13,590 --> 00:22:12,799
looking at these pictures

572
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:13,600
you know

573
00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:15,679
it's [\h__\h] incredible

574
00:22:20,470 --> 00:22:17,070
next time you have a business meeting

575
00:22:24,070 --> 00:22:20,480
[Laughter]

576
00:22:28,630 --> 00:22:24,080
take all business meetings at ch

577
00:22:34,710 --> 00:22:30,950
that's not a bad idea so have all your

578
00:22:36,630 --> 00:22:34,720
clients meet you at the nearest chachos

579
00:22:38,950 --> 00:22:36,640
and just uh just start working them

580
00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:38,960
through one of the giant pilot nachos

581
00:22:43,190 --> 00:22:41,280
they've got there lunch will be on both

582
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:43,200
of us because we'll be throwing them

583
00:22:52,549 --> 00:22:49,430
do these the other thing is do they have

584
00:22:54,230 --> 00:22:52,559
like uh obscene names for these these

585
00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:54,240
yeah the one was like the king kong

586
00:22:56,789 --> 00:22:56,000
nachos that was the one

587
00:23:00,070 --> 00:22:56,799
yeah

588
00:23:03,510 --> 00:23:00,080
okay so they have goofy names

589
00:23:05,270 --> 00:23:03,520
all right yeah this is ridiculous

590
00:23:10,470 --> 00:23:05,280
on their menu

591
00:23:12,630 --> 00:23:10,480
oh yeah let's let's let's get an image

592
00:23:14,390 --> 00:23:12,640
search of that

593
00:23:15,909 --> 00:23:14,400
i got to know what the wait here's the

594
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:15,919
description of the monster king kong

595
00:23:18,549 --> 00:23:17,440
nachos i'll read the description from

596
00:23:19,909 --> 00:23:18,559
the menu

597
00:23:21,029 --> 00:23:19,919
yeah i'm looking at their prizes i want

598
00:23:23,830 --> 00:23:21,039
to make sure that we're not going gonna

599
00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:23,840
break the bank here so uh a taco plate

600
00:23:27,590 --> 00:23:25,760
is just about nine bucks for a taco

601
00:23:30,070 --> 00:23:27,600
plate yeah but go over to the right look

602
00:23:31,909 --> 00:23:30,080
at the king monster king kong nacho's

603
00:23:34,390 --> 00:23:31,919
full-size price

604
00:23:36,630 --> 00:23:34,400
full size price okay

605
00:23:38,470 --> 00:23:36,640
i'm trying to find the famous pile high

606
00:23:40,230 --> 00:23:38,480
nachos yeah monsters at the bottom of

607
00:23:42,950 --> 00:23:40,240
that list oh yeah that's the one you

608
00:23:44,950 --> 00:23:42,960
want to go i got one on instagram 31

609
00:23:46,549 --> 00:23:44,960
i can't afford that dude this thing

610
00:23:49,350 --> 00:23:46,559
looks like it's on

611
00:23:50,789 --> 00:23:49,360
that's almost a foot diameter yeah look

612
00:23:52,710 --> 00:23:50,799
at that look at the cup behind it for

613
00:23:55,430 --> 00:23:52,720
scale there's a drink glass right behind

614
00:23:57,430 --> 00:23:55,440
it yeah jesus look how i think that is

615
00:24:02,830 --> 00:23:57,440
that doesn't fit on a tray

616
00:24:07,350 --> 00:24:05,269
man i like how the monster monster king

617
00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:07,360
kong nachos the first item the first

618
00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:10,159
ingredient in the monster kong nachos is

619
00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:12,880
a large variety of nachos scratch that

620
00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:14,480
most recent image posted you got to put

621
00:24:18,070 --> 00:24:16,000
that on screen

622
00:24:20,390 --> 00:24:18,080
that is with with the beef peccadio just

623
00:24:22,549 --> 00:24:20,400
that is crazy what they're serving over

624
00:24:24,710 --> 00:24:22,559
there

625
00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:24,720
that is insane

626
00:24:30,630 --> 00:24:28,320
yeah this can't be legal

627
00:24:32,870 --> 00:24:30,640
oh it's legal it's texas yeah the the

628
00:24:35,269 --> 00:24:32,880
[\h__\h] hydrocodone or whatever is the

629
00:24:37,029 --> 00:24:35,279
least of their problems over there

630
00:24:38,549 --> 00:24:37,039
oh my gosh there's a photo with a

631
00:24:43,909 --> 00:24:38,559
description to it that's the monster

632
00:24:49,190 --> 00:24:47,669
i don't know i'd probably eat it yep

633
00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:49,200
it depends how depressed i am i can eat

634
00:24:57,909 --> 00:24:56,070
if this if this was a hooters arcade

635
00:25:00,230 --> 00:24:57,919
combo he he'd go

636
00:25:01,669 --> 00:25:00,240
yeah it's okay feels like a cha-cho's

637
00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:01,679
night

638
00:25:08,870 --> 00:25:06,590
yeah everything is insane dude

639
00:25:11,029 --> 00:25:08,880
[Laughter]

640
00:25:13,029 --> 00:25:11,039
nacho large variety of nachos bean and

641
00:25:15,990 --> 00:25:13,039
cheese picadillo ground beef shredded

642
00:25:18,070 --> 00:25:16,000
chicken chicken and house beef fajitas

643
00:25:20,470 --> 00:25:18,080
served with queso sour cream and

644
00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:20,480
guacamole on the side

645
00:25:24,710 --> 00:25:22,240
and the guacamole look at it it looks

646
00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:24,720
like you've like it it's it looks like

647
00:25:28,870 --> 00:25:25,760
squirt

648
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:28,880
i mean let's be honest it's not green

649
00:25:33,269 --> 00:25:31,039
we're going into ukraine it's a chacho's

650
00:25:35,029 --> 00:25:33,279
night

651
00:25:37,110 --> 00:25:35,039
just the orders just came in gotta fly

652
00:25:39,190 --> 00:25:37,120
out to ukraine tomorrow okay better get

653
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:39,200
some chachos while i still can we gotta

654
00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:41,760
air drop cha-chos oh that's not a bad

655
00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:43,919
idea that will destroy the russian army

656
00:25:47,909 --> 00:25:45,760
if they bagged this stuff up and dumped

657
00:25:48,870 --> 00:25:47,919
it over the russians they'd be like

658
00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:48,880
done

659
00:25:53,830 --> 00:25:50,960
damn so on that photo by the way you can

660
00:25:54,630 --> 00:25:53,840
see there is a huge um

661
00:25:56,549 --> 00:25:54,640
little

662
00:25:59,110 --> 00:25:56,559
serving bowl there of uh nothing but

663
00:26:00,149 --> 00:25:59,120
jalapenos so they are ready for wow okay

664
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:00,159
nice

665
00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:02,320
they're ready but that was the guacamole

666
00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:07,190
yeah yeah

667
00:26:17,350 --> 00:26:14,230
i try to pace myself between monster

668
00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:17,360
nachos with jalapenos

669
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:27,110
eat it eat it eat it

670
00:26:31,669 --> 00:26:29,350
i was eating uh during the break

671
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:31,679
i think there's been like a severe lack

672
00:26:34,870 --> 00:26:33,520
of food news so i'm really glad we're

673
00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:34,880
yeah we're getting it out here i think

674
00:26:38,470 --> 00:26:36,480
we i think we got to get out of this

675
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:38,480
drugs and

676
00:26:43,430 --> 00:26:40,170
yeah we did a combo you're right

677
00:26:43,820 --> 00:26:43,440
[Music]

678
00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:43,830
wow

679
00:26:46,950 --> 00:26:45,760
[Music]

680
00:26:50,230 --> 00:26:46,960
i know

681
00:26:51,269 --> 00:26:50,240
maybe i'm getting a order of

682
00:26:53,430 --> 00:26:51,279
beef

683
00:26:55,350 --> 00:26:53,440
uh actually lamb from a place here and

684
00:26:57,669 --> 00:26:55,360
they always send it with dry ice

685
00:26:59,510 --> 00:26:57,679
so i can get you cha-cho's and then

686
00:27:01,350 --> 00:26:59,520
freeze it so you can thaw it out there

687
00:27:02,149 --> 00:27:01,360
oh wow

688
00:27:04,230 --> 00:27:02,159
mail

689
00:27:06,070 --> 00:27:04,240
standard ghost was great just put it in

690
00:27:09,110 --> 00:27:06,080
the box yeah i'm just going to put it in

691
00:27:10,710 --> 00:27:09,120
a to-go box put a stamp on there

692
00:27:14,390 --> 00:27:10,720
it'll find it it'll get here when it's

693
00:27:16,549 --> 00:27:14,400
ready oh lord

694
00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:16,559
we should just we should just mail fast

695
00:27:19,350 --> 00:27:18,070
food to each other

696
00:27:21,029 --> 00:27:19,360
[Music]

697
00:27:28,549 --> 00:27:21,039
the idea of these getting frozen and

698
00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:30,710
you should walk in to the post office

699
00:27:35,510 --> 00:27:33,120
with a plate of chacho's nachos and say

700
00:27:37,590 --> 00:27:35,520
i'd like to ship this priority please it

701
00:27:39,430 --> 00:27:37,600
was just a plate like not even in a box

702
00:27:43,110 --> 00:27:39,440
yeah just shove it

703
00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:43,120
just pour it into like a priority box

704
00:27:51,029 --> 00:27:49,430
one of greasy flat flat right boxes just

705
00:27:52,690 --> 00:27:51,039
stuff it in

706
00:27:56,310 --> 00:27:52,700
i'm gonna want to ensure this

707
00:27:59,029 --> 00:27:56,320
[Music]

708
00:28:02,070 --> 00:27:59,039
this is absolutely priceless

709
00:28:03,669 --> 00:28:02,080
i'm gonna shirt for ten thousand dollars

710
00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:03,679
i don't need money

711
00:28:11,909 --> 00:28:04,559
uh

712
00:28:14,389 --> 00:28:11,919
paranormal a mysterious circle of lights

713
00:28:16,789 --> 00:28:14,399
spotted hovering over beijing

714
00:28:18,470 --> 00:28:16,799
uh cursed painting sells for one

715
00:28:19,430 --> 00:28:18,480
thousand seven hundred and fifty dollars

716
00:28:25,350 --> 00:28:19,440
on

717
00:28:27,830 --> 00:28:25,360
painting you buy that candy painting is

718
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:27,840
cursed it means it comes with spirits

719
00:28:31,590 --> 00:28:29,760
locked into it you're locked in you buy

720
00:28:35,110 --> 00:28:31,600
that painting i want to hear about that

721
00:28:37,029 --> 00:28:35,120
one okay we'll do that one real quick

722
00:28:39,190 --> 00:28:37,039
could could the paint could the the

723
00:28:41,190 --> 00:28:39,200
curse also be

724
00:28:43,190 --> 00:28:41,200
on the on the artist

725
00:28:45,909 --> 00:28:43,200
would that carry over no i think that

726
00:28:49,110 --> 00:28:45,919
like the the painting is imbued with

727
00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:49,120
negative energy it's a bad curse and

728
00:28:54,389 --> 00:28:51,760
once you come in possession of it that

729
00:28:56,389 --> 00:28:54,399
curse transfers to you the new owner of

730
00:28:59,350 --> 00:28:56,399
the painting but we'll read maybe it's

731
00:29:00,549 --> 00:28:59,360
just a fun curse we don't know

732
00:29:02,789 --> 00:29:00,559
a man

733
00:29:05,669 --> 00:29:02,799
operating under the pseudonym of dan

734
00:29:07,110 --> 00:29:05,679
smith sold a purportedly cursed painting

735
00:29:09,510 --> 00:29:07,120
for one thousand seven hundred fifty

736
00:29:11,669 --> 00:29:09,520
dollars on ebay last monday after

737
00:29:13,510 --> 00:29:11,679
initially asking only fifty dollars for

738
00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:13,520
it holy crap

739
00:29:18,470 --> 00:29:17,200
that's good that's good uh good up uh um

740
00:29:21,110 --> 00:29:18,480
yeah i mean

741
00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:21,120
so the painting listed under the title

742
00:29:27,269 --> 00:29:24,240
beware cursed vintage painting doll art

743
00:29:28,549 --> 00:29:27,279
creepy eerie warning

744
00:29:31,029 --> 00:29:28,559
that's the title of the painting it's a

745
00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:31,039
bunch of search strings beware so the

746
00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:33,760
title is beware cursed vintage painting

747
00:29:39,669 --> 00:29:37,760
dolls art creepy eerie warning 1967.

748
00:29:41,269 --> 00:29:39,679
trying to find this painting uh

749
00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:41,279
was uh

750
00:29:45,029 --> 00:29:43,360
said by smith as a self-described

751
00:29:47,909 --> 00:29:45,039
collector of weird stuff to have been

752
00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:47,919
purchased from a haggard woman at a flea

753
00:29:52,470 --> 00:29:50,320
market who was reportedly warned who

754
00:29:54,870 --> 00:29:52,480
reportedly warned him about the piece

755
00:29:57,590 --> 00:29:54,880
prior to cyanotim although this

756
00:30:01,029 --> 00:29:57,600
painting's not creepy i'll put it up but

757
00:30:02,630 --> 00:30:01,039
it's that's a creepy looking kid

758
00:30:04,549 --> 00:30:02,640
i found it it's a creepy looking kid

759
00:30:06,070 --> 00:30:04,559
with a creepy looking doll

760
00:30:10,070 --> 00:30:06,080
i mean that is

761
00:30:12,230 --> 00:30:10,080
some creepy stuff look at that face

762
00:30:14,950 --> 00:30:12,240
um

763
00:30:17,909 --> 00:30:14,960
so uh although smith said the painting

764
00:30:20,310 --> 00:30:17,919
first reminded him of spring in rebirth

765
00:30:22,710 --> 00:30:20,320
he quickly decided instead that it only

766
00:30:24,149 --> 00:30:22,720
represents the ending of things or the

767
00:30:26,230 --> 00:30:24,159
ends of things

768
00:30:29,669 --> 00:30:26,240
uh quote it didn't take long he said

769
00:30:31,669 --> 00:30:29,679
before as i hit what seemed like an epic

770
00:30:33,909 --> 00:30:31,679
losing streak among the calamities that

771
00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:33,919
smith reportedly befell him after

772
00:30:37,909 --> 00:30:35,679
purchasing the painting

773
00:30:40,070 --> 00:30:37,919
or a persistent cold spell that caused

774
00:30:43,590 --> 00:30:40,080
the temperature in the south to plummet

775
00:30:46,549 --> 00:30:43,600
and a sudden invasion of unnamed insects

776
00:30:49,029 --> 00:30:46,559
after searching for one such insect that

777
00:30:51,110 --> 00:30:49,039
had accosted him in bed smith said he

778
00:30:53,909 --> 00:30:51,120
noticed a crack that had formed in the

779
00:30:56,549 --> 00:30:53,919
plaster of his wall quote my house is

780
00:30:58,470 --> 00:30:56,559
old with no insulation and as i put my

781
00:31:00,950 --> 00:30:58,480
finger on the fissure to feel the cold

782
00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:00,960
air behind it crumbles of plastic work

783
00:31:05,110 --> 00:31:03,039
dropped to the floor wait this guy just

784
00:31:08,630 --> 00:31:05,120
lives in a shitty old house it's a

785
00:31:12,149 --> 00:31:10,470
don't blame the house the house is fine

786
00:31:14,549 --> 00:31:12,159
before this painting show up crashing he

787
00:31:16,789 --> 00:31:14,559
didn't have an insect infestation didn't

788
00:31:19,110 --> 00:31:16,799
have a bad uh losing streak when it

789
00:31:20,870 --> 00:31:19,120
comes to gambling didn't have plaster

790
00:31:22,470 --> 00:31:20,880
falling on the wall oh man i found

791
00:31:23,430 --> 00:31:22,480
another one of these on ebay so uh when

792
00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:23,440
you're done with that we can read the

793
00:31:29,350 --> 00:31:25,360
description of this smith also claimed

794
00:31:31,350 --> 00:31:29,360
that the curse had cost his pet hamster

795
00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:31,360
his life

796
00:31:34,950 --> 00:31:33,360
so uh

797
00:31:37,669 --> 00:31:34,960
you gotta watch out for that one a grand

798
00:31:38,470 --> 00:31:37,679
jury can indict a hamster yeah well yeah

799
00:31:39,909 --> 00:31:38,480
well

800
00:31:41,029 --> 00:31:39,919
maybe this hamster was sitting to death

801
00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:41,039
but we don't know

802
00:31:47,029 --> 00:31:44,080
after a sleepless night smith said that

803
00:31:48,549 --> 00:31:47,039
he arose in the early morning hours to

804
00:31:50,470 --> 00:31:48,559
begin his day

805
00:31:53,190 --> 00:31:50,480
uh quote i visited my hamster who

806
00:31:55,110 --> 00:31:53,200
typically uh who's typically asleep when

807
00:31:58,310 --> 00:31:55,120
i'm awake but since it was technically

808
00:32:00,950 --> 00:31:58,320
still nighttime my nectaral pet would be

809
00:32:02,549 --> 00:32:00,960
active although when i went to her cage

810
00:32:06,230 --> 00:32:02,559
she would still be in bed and not

811
00:32:07,909 --> 00:32:06,240
scurrying about on her wheel as expected

812
00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:07,919
something felt off

813
00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:09,760
but i was

814
00:32:15,190 --> 00:32:12,399
as i was approached as i approached i

815
00:32:17,509 --> 00:32:15,200
saw the subtle rise and fall of her tiny

816
00:32:19,269 --> 00:32:17,519
breathing body it brought my face

817
00:32:23,430 --> 00:32:19,279
close i brought my face close to the

818
00:32:25,830 --> 00:32:23,440
furry rodent but drew back as aghast as

819
00:32:28,470 --> 00:32:25,840
one of the insects from my room pushed

820
00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:28,480
his way out from under

821
00:32:32,389 --> 00:32:30,000
her bed

822
00:32:34,470 --> 00:32:32,399
and inside of her

823
00:32:37,350 --> 00:32:34,480
okay so it started uh the insects

824
00:32:42,230 --> 00:32:39,190
following five days of sickness

825
00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:42,240
loneliness sleeplessness and uneasiness

826
00:32:46,870 --> 00:32:43,760
smith said he decided to sell the

827
00:32:48,950 --> 00:32:46,880
painting to be rid of it

828
00:32:54,310 --> 00:32:48,960
so

829
00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:54,320
however amassing 39 bids the painting

830
00:32:59,669 --> 00:32:57,760
actually sold for 35 times that amount

831
00:33:01,430 --> 00:32:59,679
smith said he was surprised that the

832
00:33:02,549 --> 00:33:01,440
final bid was about seventeen hundred

833
00:33:05,269 --> 00:33:02,559
dollars

834
00:33:07,750 --> 00:33:05,279
and he play he plans on donating the

835
00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:07,760
profits to charity

836
00:33:12,310 --> 00:33:10,399
then charity's gonna be cursed

837
00:33:14,630 --> 00:33:12,320
well he's donating the profits the

838
00:33:16,149 --> 00:33:14,640
painting is still cursed the new owner

839
00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:16,159
has the curse

840
00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:17,440
at this point

841
00:33:21,909 --> 00:33:19,760
so i'd be curious for a follow-up story

842
00:33:25,430 --> 00:33:21,919
on the on the new owner to see if his

843
00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:27,430
how many hamsters have to die

844
00:33:31,029 --> 00:33:29,600
well i'm curious if you sell a cursed

845
00:33:33,430 --> 00:33:31,039
item and that curse transfers to that

846
00:33:35,110 --> 00:33:33,440
person but you profit on that cursed

847
00:33:37,110 --> 00:33:35,120
item there's there's got to be some blow

848
00:33:38,710 --> 00:33:37,120
back on you it is cursed money at that

849
00:33:40,630 --> 00:33:38,720
point i do agree that there is some sort

850
00:33:41,990 --> 00:33:40,640
of energy exchange there

851
00:33:44,230 --> 00:33:42,000
um

852
00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:44,240
he should have been firm i will only

853
00:33:47,830 --> 00:33:46,000
sell it for the price that i bought it

854
00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:47,840
for so he did

855
00:33:51,190 --> 00:33:50,080
gain money out of that and that is blood

856
00:33:52,630 --> 00:33:51,200
money

857
00:33:54,230 --> 00:33:52,640
uh yeah and

858
00:33:55,590 --> 00:33:54,240
because it's it's digital it's on ebay

859
00:33:58,230 --> 00:33:55,600
right so he gets paid through probably

860
00:34:00,470 --> 00:33:58,240
paypal right so does that mean his

861
00:34:02,950 --> 00:34:00,480
paypal account is now cursed

862
00:34:04,630 --> 00:34:02,960
so you can't just get rid of that money

863
00:34:07,190 --> 00:34:04,640
i think that is just a medium of an

864
00:34:09,669 --> 00:34:07,200
exchange and that uh

865
00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:09,679
the person who actually receives the

866
00:34:14,710 --> 00:34:11,760
final destination for the money or the

867
00:34:16,710 --> 00:34:14,720
painting is the one who will be

868
00:34:19,109 --> 00:34:16,720
subjected to the curse

869
00:34:21,109 --> 00:34:19,119
oh this is my opinion so the bank is now

870
00:34:22,790 --> 00:34:21,119
cursed no they didn't receive the money

871
00:34:24,710 --> 00:34:22,800
they're they're a conduit they're a

872
00:34:26,790 --> 00:34:24,720
medium of exchange if you would have

873
00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:26,800
deposited the money

874
00:34:29,990 --> 00:34:28,159
then but he just said he's gonna give

875
00:34:32,310 --> 00:34:30,000
the money to charity so now that money

876
00:34:34,710 --> 00:34:32,320
that's cursed directly tied to the sale

877
00:34:36,869 --> 00:34:34,720
of a cursed item gets passed on to a

878
00:34:38,550 --> 00:34:36,879
charity yeah okay he cares to charity

879
00:34:40,869 --> 00:34:38,560
you're right so they they're the final

880
00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:40,879
recipients of the cursed money so yeah

881
00:34:46,550 --> 00:34:41,839
they

882
00:34:48,389 --> 00:34:46,560
probably food or

883
00:34:49,270 --> 00:34:48,399
blankets or hamsters for kids we don't

884
00:34:51,990 --> 00:34:49,280
know

885
00:34:53,990 --> 00:34:52,000
and uh teach kids how to paint oh it's

886
00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:54,000
just a cycle uh this would also be a

887
00:34:58,550 --> 00:34:56,800
very good uh gift for um a like a like a

888
00:35:00,710 --> 00:34:58,560
white elephant christmas exchange or a

889
00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:00,720
secret santa ah cursed painting yes like

890
00:35:03,349 --> 00:35:01,760
here's here's an ugly painting we were

891
00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:03,359
like oh yeah thanks thanks mike this is

892
00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:05,280
great i'll just hang this up over here

893
00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:07,760
like ha ha now you're cursed

894
00:35:14,470 --> 00:35:13,589
story's there uh christy where do you go

895
00:35:16,390 --> 00:35:14,480
i don't think we're gonna have time to

896
00:35:17,910 --> 00:35:16,400
open the phone lines um

897
00:35:19,510 --> 00:35:17,920
let's stay on the cursed painting thing

898
00:35:20,710 --> 00:35:19,520
i found another one on ebay it's for

899
00:35:21,829 --> 00:35:20,720
sale right now

900
00:35:23,510 --> 00:35:21,839
okay and it would be fun to just kind of

901
00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:23,520
look at the it's in in the carrot shop

902
00:35:26,470 --> 00:35:24,480
it'd be fun to look at just the

903
00:35:28,390 --> 00:35:26,480
description of this actually i take it

904
00:35:30,069 --> 00:35:28,400
back it's a cursed painting but in the

905
00:35:31,349 --> 00:35:30,079
description it's a haunted painting it

906
00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:31,359
does say uh

907
00:35:36,230 --> 00:35:34,800
crying boy curse painting beware

908
00:35:37,589 --> 00:35:36,240
you gotta you gotta

909
00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:37,599
be careful about this stuff when did

910
00:35:42,950 --> 00:35:39,760
this go for auction

911
00:35:44,390 --> 00:35:42,960
uh it's live now so recently

912
00:35:46,630 --> 00:35:44,400
i wonder if they heard about the hubbub

913
00:35:49,430 --> 00:35:46,640
of the other one

914
00:35:51,349 --> 00:35:49,440
everything i listen to ebay is cursed

915
00:35:52,310 --> 00:35:51,359
yeah these uh these nike shoes are

916
00:35:57,910 --> 00:35:52,320
cursed

917
00:36:01,190 --> 00:35:57,920
it features the hit song unsung it's

918
00:36:05,109 --> 00:36:03,750
for a hemi there's these are cursed

919
00:36:08,550 --> 00:36:05,119
so we're looking at a cursed painting of

920
00:36:10,630 --> 00:36:08,560
this boy who uh spilled milk and is

921
00:36:12,630 --> 00:36:10,640
playing with a choo choo train uh and

922
00:36:14,790 --> 00:36:12,640
then his teddy bear it looks like it's

923
00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:14,800
ripped and uh

924
00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:16,560
very uh like the stuffing's coming out

925
00:36:20,950 --> 00:36:18,720
it's it's not very well put together

926
00:36:22,230 --> 00:36:20,960
cursed stuffing but the kid's not crying

927
00:36:23,910 --> 00:36:22,240
over spilled milk if you know you know

928
00:36:26,710 --> 00:36:23,920
what i'm saying like the kid seems

929
00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:28,470
i've got the zoom in photo here and you

930
00:36:31,270 --> 00:36:30,240
can see a tear in the corner of his eye

931
00:36:33,349 --> 00:36:31,280
all right

932
00:36:36,550 --> 00:36:33,359
okay the kid is

933
00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:36,560
crying over spilled milk oh look at that

934
00:36:39,270 --> 00:36:37,839
face

935
00:36:43,510 --> 00:36:39,280
so this is a curse painting it is

936
00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:43,520
selling the asking price is 500

937
00:36:48,150 --> 00:36:46,800
500 or you can do 44 dollars a month

938
00:36:50,550 --> 00:36:48,160
over 12 months if you want to with

939
00:36:52,829 --> 00:36:50,560
paypal credit i want that curse extended

940
00:36:56,069 --> 00:36:52,839
i got i got to find this curse

941
00:36:57,670 --> 00:36:56,079
please one curse please

942
00:37:00,069 --> 00:36:57,680
so there's there's a very detailed

943
00:37:02,710 --> 00:37:00,079
description of the history behind yes

944
00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:02,720
this haunted painting of course

945
00:37:05,910 --> 00:37:04,320
and this painting was

946
00:37:08,870 --> 00:37:05,920
originally commissioned

947
00:37:11,349 --> 00:37:08,880
by the loving parents the child who was

948
00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:11,359
to be painted by a

949
00:37:15,990 --> 00:37:13,760
renowned local artist at the time when

950
00:37:17,510 --> 00:37:16,000
the boy died unexpectedly of mysterious

951
00:37:21,270 --> 00:37:17,520
illness of a mysterious illness the

952
00:37:24,230 --> 00:37:21,280
painting remained unfinished what's that

953
00:37:26,470 --> 00:37:24,240
he died of climate change oh well

954
00:37:29,109 --> 00:37:26,480
it's definitely not the vax uh the

955
00:37:31,270 --> 00:37:29,119
parents obviously didn't choose to have

956
00:37:33,349 --> 00:37:31,280
a reminder of their late much beloved

957
00:37:36,470 --> 00:37:33,359
son the artist then stored the

958
00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:36,480
uncompleted canvas in a dark and dusty

959
00:37:40,069 --> 00:37:38,400
corner of her studio

960
00:37:43,670 --> 00:37:40,079
there remained for many years and

961
00:37:46,470 --> 00:37:43,680
forgotten and un and unpleasant reminder

962
00:37:48,630 --> 00:37:46,480
of the boy's untimely death years later

963
00:37:50,310 --> 00:37:48,640
the artist herself became afflicted with

964
00:37:52,550 --> 00:37:50,320
mysterious illness that left her

965
00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:52,560
disabled and unable to paint

966
00:37:57,750 --> 00:37:55,200
during the move uh during the move out

967
00:37:59,670 --> 00:37:57,760
and the emptying of the studio among

968
00:38:01,829 --> 00:37:59,680
all the many stacks of canvases this

969
00:38:03,589 --> 00:38:01,839
painting emerged rediscovered and

970
00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:03,599
unloadingly brought into the light

971
00:38:07,270 --> 00:38:05,760
despite all the unfortunate

972
00:38:09,430 --> 00:38:07,280
circumstances

973
00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:09,440
that has surrounded it upon seeing the

974
00:38:14,950 --> 00:38:11,760
painting again after all these years the

975
00:38:17,510 --> 00:38:14,960
artist became violently ill

976
00:38:21,430 --> 00:38:17,520
she kept a diary and in her entry

977
00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:21,440
reported that she felt as if it engulfed

978
00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:23,920
and surrounded her with emotions she had

979
00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:26,400
originally only ever experienced all

980
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:29,359
these years ago all these many years ago

981
00:38:34,470 --> 00:38:32,320
it became fresh in her mind it was when

982
00:38:37,270 --> 00:38:34,480
she originally applied paint to the

983
00:38:39,670 --> 00:38:37,280
canvas she explained that as an artist

984
00:38:41,510 --> 00:38:39,680
paints they developed a unique closeness

985
00:38:44,550 --> 00:38:41,520
to the subject of the painting pouring

986
00:38:46,790 --> 00:38:44,560
many hours into each in every detail to

987
00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:46,800
bring that subject to life she then

988
00:38:52,390 --> 00:38:48,880
promptly demanded that this canvas be

989
00:38:55,190 --> 00:38:52,400
immediately disposed of and destroyed

990
00:38:57,030 --> 00:38:55,200
mysteriously it wound up in a bin in a

991
00:38:59,589 --> 00:38:57,040
local thrift store another artist

992
00:39:01,670 --> 00:38:59,599
unaware of the nature of the backstory

993
00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:01,680
of this poor unfortunate child purchased

994
00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:03,520
the painting from the thrift store with

995
00:39:08,150 --> 00:39:05,760
the intention of painting over it

996
00:39:09,829 --> 00:39:08,160
in an attempt to reuse a perfectly good

997
00:39:11,910 --> 00:39:09,839
canvas feeling

998
00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:11,920
feelings of extreme agitation and

999
00:39:16,150 --> 00:39:14,320
frustration emerged after repeated

1000
00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:16,160
coasts of gesso

1001
00:39:19,670 --> 00:39:17,200
uh

1002
00:39:21,349 --> 00:39:19,680
when the image of the boy continued to

1003
00:39:24,550 --> 00:39:21,359
re-emerge

1004
00:39:26,470 --> 00:39:24,560
it could not be covered after her

1005
00:39:28,230 --> 00:39:26,480
fruitless attempts and inability to

1006
00:39:30,150 --> 00:39:28,240
continue to give the this canvas new

1007
00:39:32,950 --> 00:39:30,160
life the artist decide to let her

1008
00:39:35,990 --> 00:39:32,960
imagination run wild and intuitively

1009
00:39:38,870 --> 00:39:36,000
produce what would become this painting

1010
00:39:41,109 --> 00:39:38,880
the crying boy so she finished a good

1011
00:39:42,470 --> 00:39:41,119
chunk of this

1012
00:39:44,790 --> 00:39:42,480
well it sounds like she was trying to

1013
00:39:47,349 --> 00:39:44,800
cover over to reuse the canvas you used

1014
00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:47,359
jessica in the in the in the course of

1015
00:39:51,589 --> 00:39:49,440
then painting the boy kind of re-emerged

1016
00:39:53,510 --> 00:39:51,599
from the from the canvas

1017
00:39:55,030 --> 00:39:53,520
yeah all right i would then give this to

1018
00:39:56,870 --> 00:39:55,040
somebody for christmas or sell it on

1019
00:39:58,710 --> 00:39:56,880
ebay that's what i would do upon

1020
00:40:00,230 --> 00:39:58,720
completion due to the dark and

1021
00:40:05,270 --> 00:40:00,240
foreboding

1022
00:40:08,230 --> 00:40:05,280
this doesn't make any sense upon

1023
00:40:09,829 --> 00:40:08,240
completion due to the dark and

1024
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:09,839
foreboding

1025
00:40:14,069 --> 00:40:11,920
that this patient that this painting has

1026
00:40:16,630 --> 00:40:14,079
con conjured

1027
00:40:19,109 --> 00:40:16,640
uh it has been hidden from view again to

1028
00:40:22,790 --> 00:40:19,119
be stored in the dark a darkened corner

1029
00:40:24,470 --> 00:40:22,800
upside down and turned to face the wall

1030
00:40:28,069 --> 00:40:24,480
it had had many

1031
00:40:30,550 --> 00:40:28,079
it has had anyone who views it

1032
00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:30,560
uneasy and uncomfortable as stated there

1033
00:40:33,990 --> 00:40:32,640
have been many reports of supernatural

1034
00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:34,000
occurrences surrounding this painting's

1035
00:40:37,910 --> 00:40:35,359
long history

1036
00:40:40,790 --> 00:40:37,920
images within the painting have been

1037
00:40:42,790 --> 00:40:40,800
known to change position anyone who has

1038
00:40:44,390 --> 00:40:42,800
witnessed the image has experienced

1039
00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:44,400
extreme discomfort

1040
00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:46,720
to be in physical presence of this

1041
00:40:51,270 --> 00:40:49,040
painting there are dark and somewhat

1042
00:40:52,390 --> 00:40:51,280
hidden messages contained within

1043
00:40:54,150 --> 00:40:52,400
this

1044
00:40:56,870 --> 00:40:54,160
uh intuit

1045
00:40:58,870 --> 00:40:56,880
within that were intuitively relayed to

1046
00:41:01,990 --> 00:40:58,880
the second artist from unknown

1047
00:41:04,069 --> 00:41:02,000
supernatural forces forces

1048
00:41:06,150 --> 00:41:04,079
species

1049
00:41:08,069 --> 00:41:06,160
so the best part read the red text at

1050
00:41:10,710 --> 00:41:08,079
the very bottom of the description the

1051
00:41:12,309 --> 00:41:10,720
sales final

1052
00:41:13,990 --> 00:41:12,319
yeah i'd like to return this cursed

1053
00:41:15,670 --> 00:41:14,000
painting please

1054
00:41:16,790 --> 00:41:15,680
what's wrong with it uh curse doesn't

1055
00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:16,800
work

1056
00:41:18,950 --> 00:41:18,319
it's not as cursed as i thought it would

1057
00:41:24,150 --> 00:41:18,960
be

1058
00:41:27,190 --> 00:41:24,160
cursing them what is this [\h__\h]

1059
00:41:28,470 --> 00:41:27,200
just a picture of an organic curse or

1060
00:41:29,589 --> 00:41:28,480
gmo

1061
00:41:31,190 --> 00:41:29,599
uh

1062
00:41:34,710 --> 00:41:31,200
i don't know i mean i don't know what

1063
00:41:36,470 --> 00:41:34,720
kind of painting they used or would um

1064
00:41:38,790 --> 00:41:36,480
i don't even know if like it's just a

1065
00:41:40,550 --> 00:41:38,800
it's an okay painting you know

1066
00:41:41,990 --> 00:41:40,560
it's okay

1067
00:41:44,230 --> 00:41:42,000
i wouldn't hang it up anywhere in my

1068
00:41:46,230 --> 00:41:44,240
house no i don't think so um i mean i

1069
00:41:47,349 --> 00:41:46,240
believe in cursed objects i think that

1070
00:41:49,190 --> 00:41:47,359
uh

1071
00:41:52,230 --> 00:41:49,200
those things do exist i don't know if

1072
00:41:54,550 --> 00:41:52,240
this is a curse painting

1073
00:41:56,790 --> 00:41:54,560
500 bucks though it seems kind of steep

1074
00:41:59,270 --> 00:41:56,800
it's all about that uh

1075
00:42:02,069 --> 00:41:59,280
choo choo train story i thought i could

1076
00:42:04,950 --> 00:42:02,079
yeah right there that box right there

1077
00:42:06,950 --> 00:42:04,960
yeah and it's on the wallpaper too

1078
00:42:09,109 --> 00:42:06,960
i thought i could i thought i can yeah

1079
00:42:11,510 --> 00:42:09,119
remember that yeah oh yeah i remember

1080
00:42:14,870 --> 00:42:11,520
that story that's the little the little

1081
00:42:16,950 --> 00:42:14,880
train who could joe a little engine

1082
00:42:18,470 --> 00:42:16,960
yeah which i think is racist

1083
00:42:20,309 --> 00:42:18,480
uh at this at this point yeah the little

1084
00:42:21,670 --> 00:42:20,319
did you take a little engine that could

1085
00:42:22,950 --> 00:42:21,680
that's what it is

1086
00:42:24,230 --> 00:42:22,960
it's theme engine

1087
00:42:26,470 --> 00:42:24,240
steam engine

1088
00:42:28,870 --> 00:42:26,480
yeah i think i can i think i can i think

1089
00:42:30,390 --> 00:42:28,880
i can't oh right so this is a curse

1090
00:42:33,270 --> 00:42:30,400
painting right there i mean if you

1091
00:42:34,870 --> 00:42:33,280
search ebay for cursed

1092
00:42:37,750 --> 00:42:34,880
there's a lot of stuff kirsten haunted

1093
00:42:40,790 --> 00:42:37,760
on ebay cursed uh pirate girl

1094
00:42:41,910 --> 00:42:40,800
they have cursed pickles

1095
00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:41,920
i'm not sure there may be a cursed

1096
00:42:45,349 --> 00:42:43,440
pickle painting you might be able to get

1097
00:42:47,030 --> 00:42:45,359
that so that i've typed in cursed

1098
00:42:48,950 --> 00:42:47,040
painting that that child one we just

1099
00:42:51,430 --> 00:42:48,960
talked about comes up this second

1100
00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:51,440
and then we have the we have a cursed

1101
00:42:57,430 --> 00:42:52,880
painting

1102
00:43:01,829 --> 00:42:57,440
girl then there's one uh cursed object

1103
00:43:03,910 --> 00:43:01,839
painting hot dog for 750 dollars

1104
00:43:05,349 --> 00:43:03,920
a cursed hot dog painting

1105
00:43:10,390 --> 00:43:05,359
hot dog party

1106
00:43:13,349 --> 00:43:10,400
maurice cursed object painting hot dog

1107
00:43:16,630 --> 00:43:13,359
unique is mysterious

1108
00:43:18,630 --> 00:43:16,640
750 bucks i got that 750 bucks

1109
00:43:20,790 --> 00:43:18,640
buy him he will bring you luck

1110
00:43:23,030 --> 00:43:20,800
whether it's good luck or bad luck is to

1111
00:43:26,069 --> 00:43:23,040
be determined you will enjoy him either

1112
00:43:27,109 --> 00:43:26,079
way seriously buy him 14 inches by 14

1113
00:43:28,390 --> 00:43:27,119
inches

1114
00:43:32,230 --> 00:43:28,400
it's just for any merrell so you got to

1115
00:43:34,150 --> 00:43:32,240
buy them maurice the uh the hot dog

1116
00:43:36,550 --> 00:43:34,160
he busy in the chat says the little

1117
00:43:44,630 --> 00:43:36,560
engine that could [\h__\h] off

1118
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,430
hot dogs

1119
00:43:52,150 --> 00:43:49,349
but i decided the time had come to

1120
00:43:52,829 --> 00:43:52,160
overcome my lifelong fear hot dogs i'm

1121
00:43:55,910 --> 00:43:52,839
bill

1122
00:43:57,670 --> 00:43:55,920
painting

1123
00:43:58,550 --> 00:43:57,680
probably he probably painted it yeah

1124
00:44:01,750 --> 00:43:58,560
maybe

1125
00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:01,760
1.2 trillion hot dogs yeah yeah that's a

1126
00:44:04,470 --> 00:44:03,359
lot of hot dogs he's got he's got an

1127
00:44:06,470 --> 00:44:04,480
incredible bill clinton's had this

1128
00:44:07,910 --> 00:44:06,480
incredible story about the hot dogs soon

1129
00:44:09,589 --> 00:44:07,920
after we arrived we learned hillary

1130
00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:09,599
would have to give birth by cesarean

1131
00:44:14,069 --> 00:44:11,920
section because the hot dogs was in

1132
00:44:15,670 --> 00:44:14,079
breach upside down in the womb and that

1133
00:44:17,670 --> 00:44:15,680
they could cut hillary open from head to

1134
00:44:19,430 --> 00:44:17,680
toe and i wouldn't get sick or faint at

1135
00:44:21,190 --> 00:44:19,440
11 24 pm

1136
00:44:22,790 --> 00:44:21,200
i held hillary's hand and looked over

1137
00:44:24,470 --> 00:44:22,800
the screen blocking her view of the

1138
00:44:26,710 --> 00:44:24,480
cutting and bleeding

1139
00:44:29,030 --> 00:44:26,720
to see the doctor lift our hot dogs out

1140
00:44:30,470 --> 00:44:29,040
of her body it was the happiest moment

1141
00:44:32,309 --> 00:44:30,480
of my life

1142
00:44:34,230 --> 00:44:32,319
our little hot dogs was a healthy six

1143
00:44:36,390 --> 00:44:34,240
pounds one and three quarter ounces

1144
00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:36,400
while hillary was in the recovery room i

1145
00:44:40,230 --> 00:44:38,560
carried hot dogs out to mother

1146
00:44:44,309 --> 00:44:40,240
and anyone else who was available to see

1147
00:44:49,589 --> 00:44:46,309
he spent some time on that show i did

1148
00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:49,599
yeah that was back in the day

1149
00:44:54,309 --> 00:44:52,000
with endless supply of hot dogs

1150
00:44:56,550 --> 00:44:54,319
i'm sure he relishes in that moment oh

1151
00:45:00,630 --> 00:44:56,560
yeah

1152
00:45:03,030 --> 00:45:01,589
ah

1153
00:45:04,470 --> 00:45:03,040
okay a lot i mean just go on ebay

1154
00:45:05,990 --> 00:45:04,480
there's a lot of cursed paintings out

1155
00:45:08,870 --> 00:45:06,000
there there's some cheap ones there's

1156
00:45:11,190 --> 00:45:08,880
some expensive ones uh

1157
00:45:13,109 --> 00:45:11,200
anyone can be involved in the the cursed

1158
00:45:15,270 --> 00:45:13,119
paintings in fact i'm gonna start making

1159
00:45:16,550 --> 00:45:15,280
cursed nfts

1160
00:45:19,109 --> 00:45:16,560
oh that's a good idea

1161
00:45:20,870 --> 00:45:19,119
dude that actually sounds good

1162
00:45:23,030 --> 00:45:20,880
i'm gonna make a cursed nft this weekend

1163
00:45:26,069 --> 00:45:23,040
start selling it no one take my idea

1164
00:45:28,390 --> 00:45:26,079
i like uh people describing nfts is not

1165
00:45:29,990 --> 00:45:28,400
a [\h__\h] thing which is exactly what i

1166
00:45:32,150 --> 00:45:30,000
think of them i don't know why you want

1167
00:45:33,829 --> 00:45:32,160
to do one mike i think i mean it's the

1168
00:45:35,829 --> 00:45:33,839
same just to do one coin i'm just

1169
00:45:37,510 --> 00:45:35,839
straddling on bitcoin like do i really

1170
00:45:39,510 --> 00:45:37,520
believe it they shut down the grid it's

1171
00:45:44,230 --> 00:45:39,520
like you're [\h__\h] oh yeah they shut

1172
00:45:46,950 --> 00:45:44,240
down the grid like kryptos no go um

1173
00:45:49,670 --> 00:45:46,960
so yeah i i have some crypto i'm not

1174
00:45:52,069 --> 00:45:49,680
like a heavy investor uh i don't own any

1175
00:45:53,670 --> 00:45:52,079
nfts uh i would i would sell them it's

1176
00:45:55,910 --> 00:45:53,680
just like the marketplace are a little

1177
00:45:59,510 --> 00:45:55,920
weird but uh i think i'll start the the

1178
00:46:02,309 --> 00:45:59,520
cursed nfc marketplace and i will i will

1179
00:46:04,309 --> 00:46:02,319
curse it uh i will do the the proper

1180
00:46:06,470 --> 00:46:04,319
things to ensure that it is cursed and

1181
00:46:08,069 --> 00:46:06,480
put the energy in there so beware buyer

1182
00:46:09,670 --> 00:46:08,079
beware do you want to go to the next

1183
00:46:10,870 --> 00:46:09,680
level and create an actual cursed

1184
00:46:12,230 --> 00:46:10,880
digital currency you could call it

1185
00:46:13,030 --> 00:46:12,240
cursecoin

1186
00:46:15,589 --> 00:46:13,040
uh

1187
00:46:18,470 --> 00:46:15,599
okay i mean

1188
00:46:20,470 --> 00:46:18,480
let's do it i'll we'll start one

1189
00:46:22,150 --> 00:46:20,480
make it happen

1190
00:46:24,630 --> 00:46:22,160
why not it's time we

1191
00:46:26,870 --> 00:46:24,640
it's time that obdm has its own

1192
00:46:28,950 --> 00:46:26,880
cryptocurrency at this point we've done

1193
00:46:32,230 --> 00:46:28,960
everything else let's do that give me

1194
00:46:34,710 --> 00:46:33,670
um

1195
00:46:36,470 --> 00:46:34,720
you want an article about people

1196
00:46:37,829 --> 00:46:36,480
criticizing people ordering coffee at

1197
00:46:39,030 --> 00:46:37,839
the airport

1198
00:46:41,109 --> 00:46:39,040
um

1199
00:46:44,069 --> 00:46:41,119
yeah kind of how about one about stephen

1200
00:46:45,030 --> 00:46:44,079
hawking confu or uh um being

1201
00:46:46,309 --> 00:46:45,040
uh

1202
00:46:48,470 --> 00:46:46,319
concerned that we've given away our

1203
00:46:50,150 --> 00:46:48,480
position in space to space aliens yeah

1204
00:46:52,230 --> 00:46:50,160
well we've been concerned about that for

1205
00:46:54,309 --> 00:46:52,240
a while i think that ship has sailed i'd

1206
00:46:56,069 --> 00:46:54,319
rather hear about airport coffee okay

1207
00:46:57,910 --> 00:46:56,079
one other one as an option what about

1208
00:47:00,390 --> 00:46:57,920
people complaining that the whopper is

1209
00:47:01,910 --> 00:47:00,400
being shrink-flated and is now too small

1210
00:47:03,670 --> 00:47:01,920
well i believe that

1211
00:47:05,270 --> 00:47:03,680
i mean i think that just goes with the

1212
00:47:07,190 --> 00:47:05,280
flow of how everything's working

1213
00:47:08,630 --> 00:47:07,200
nowadays

1214
00:47:10,309 --> 00:47:08,640
so the whoppers

1215
00:47:12,630 --> 00:47:10,319
so the quarter pounder is no longer a

1216
00:47:15,910 --> 00:47:12,640
quarter pounder

1217
00:47:18,150 --> 00:47:15,920
it's an eighth of a pound now i'm just

1218
00:47:19,990 --> 00:47:18,160
i'm assuming that's the way that

1219
00:47:21,109 --> 00:47:20,000
where we're going remember this the

1220
00:47:22,790 --> 00:47:21,119
claim of the quarter pounder is you

1221
00:47:24,549 --> 00:47:22,800
start with a quarter pound before the

1222
00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:24,559
beef is cooked so they could make it

1223
00:47:27,349 --> 00:47:25,920
weigh whatever they want yeah i guess

1224
00:47:28,470 --> 00:47:27,359
you're right it could be a charcoal

1225
00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:28,480
briquette in there by the time they

1226
00:47:33,589 --> 00:47:30,640
shrink fl the shrink flation happens on

1227
00:47:37,430 --> 00:47:36,309
that's our new grilling method yeah

1228
00:47:38,470 --> 00:47:37,440
they're flame broiled and shrink

1229
00:47:40,870 --> 00:47:38,480
flavored

1230
00:47:42,790 --> 00:47:40,880
i'll i mean you can pick the story

1231
00:47:45,349 --> 00:47:42,800
that's i mean

1232
00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:45,359
if you want to advocate for a certain

1233
00:47:50,390 --> 00:47:47,040
story that's fine all right i'm gonna

1234
00:47:52,549 --> 00:47:50,400
i'm gonna go with this one uh because

1235
00:47:55,190 --> 00:47:52,559
um on the recent tin foil hat they went

1236
00:47:56,470 --> 00:47:55,200
off on antarctica they did spent quite a

1237
00:47:58,309 --> 00:47:56,480
bit of time talking about how to get

1238
00:48:00,950 --> 00:47:58,319
there and so for anybody who's

1239
00:48:03,349 --> 00:48:00,960
interested here is an option

1240
00:48:06,470 --> 00:48:03,359
to uh go to antarctica and on the most

1241
00:48:10,069 --> 00:48:06,480
recent one with it was alex jones and

1242
00:48:11,829 --> 00:48:10,079
eddie bradvo and sam tripoli in in

1243
00:48:13,829 --> 00:48:11,839
uh hibler

1244
00:48:14,870 --> 00:48:13,839
there is all about flat earth and

1245
00:48:17,109 --> 00:48:14,880
they're like

1246
00:48:18,950 --> 00:48:17,119
alex jones is like saying listen i'll

1247
00:48:20,470 --> 00:48:18,960
book flights i'll book a cruise we'll do

1248
00:48:22,870 --> 00:48:20,480
a documentary we'll go we're going to go

1249
00:48:25,349 --> 00:48:22,880
down to antarctica let's do a buddy

1250
00:48:27,109 --> 00:48:25,359
and he blurs like no we can't they'll

1251
00:48:28,710 --> 00:48:27,119
they'll turn us back and

1252
00:48:30,069 --> 00:48:28,720
bravo's on the same page like no we

1253
00:48:32,309 --> 00:48:30,079
can't even get there it's going to be

1254
00:48:35,109 --> 00:48:32,319
impossible what i think they should do

1255
00:48:37,750 --> 00:48:35,119
just go to the southernmost tip of south

1256
00:48:40,549 --> 00:48:37,760
america that you can and launch it and

1257
00:48:43,430 --> 00:48:40,559
launch a high altitude balloon

1258
00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:43,440
and then you're closer to the supposed

1259
00:48:46,150 --> 00:48:44,640
ice wall

1260
00:48:47,990 --> 00:48:46,160
and you'll be able to get a better view

1261
00:48:49,109 --> 00:48:48,000
so just launch a high altitude balloon

1262
00:48:50,390 --> 00:48:49,119
from there and you'll be able to see

1263
00:48:51,829 --> 00:48:50,400
over the wall

1264
00:48:53,829 --> 00:48:51,839
you don't got it what's the town down

1265
00:48:54,870 --> 00:48:53,839
there in argentina ushuaia is at the

1266
00:48:56,950 --> 00:48:54,880
town

1267
00:48:59,430 --> 00:48:56,960
that's the place with all the nazis

1268
00:49:00,470 --> 00:48:59,440
no that's um

1269
00:49:02,870 --> 00:49:00,480
hitlerville

1270
00:49:05,030 --> 00:49:02,880
that's hibler hibbler town no that's uh

1271
00:49:06,230 --> 00:49:05,040
san san carlos de barlios i believe is

1272
00:49:07,829 --> 00:49:06,240
is that one

1273
00:49:11,190 --> 00:49:07,839
it's got it's like the german bavarian

1274
00:49:13,190 --> 00:49:11,200
town in the middle of argentina

1275
00:49:15,829 --> 00:49:13,200
well uh this headline here is about the

1276
00:49:19,349 --> 00:49:15,839
antarctica and it's titled uh here's a

1277
00:49:22,390 --> 00:49:19,359
headline british charity hunts 14 to run

1278
00:49:24,870 --> 00:49:22,400
antarctica post office

1279
00:49:27,190 --> 00:49:24,880
that's a funny headline

1280
00:49:28,630 --> 00:49:27,200
that's going to be a dedicated team of

1281
00:49:30,390 --> 00:49:28,640
wait a second

1282
00:49:33,910 --> 00:49:30,400
oh british charity so this is going to

1283
00:49:35,750 --> 00:49:33,920
be a british run post office

1284
00:49:37,510 --> 00:49:35,760
so

1285
00:49:39,670 --> 00:49:37,520
british charity is searching for people

1286
00:49:41,829 --> 00:49:39,680
to spend five months in antarctica to

1287
00:49:45,430 --> 00:49:41,839
run the world's most remote post office

1288
00:49:47,990 --> 00:49:45,440
eddie bravo yeah eddie bravo live from

1289
00:49:50,710 --> 00:49:48,000
antarctica yeah this is for eddie bravo

1290
00:49:52,470 --> 00:49:50,720
and sam trifley doing their cabin fever

1291
00:49:53,829 --> 00:49:52,480
podcast down in antarctica while they're

1292
00:49:57,670 --> 00:49:53,839
holding up there for five months doing

1293
00:50:01,349 --> 00:49:59,270
that's your documentary you locked those

1294
00:50:02,870 --> 00:50:01,359
two guys in a tiny tiny post office and

1295
00:50:04,230 --> 00:50:02,880
now you have to get those two guys and

1296
00:50:05,589 --> 00:50:04,240
the guy from the southwest flight and

1297
00:50:06,470 --> 00:50:05,599
they're there you're gonna have a good

1298
00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:06,480
time

1299
00:50:10,150 --> 00:50:07,760
all right so the second the second

1300
00:50:12,470 --> 00:50:10,160
sentence is a real winner

1301
00:50:15,510 --> 00:50:12,480
uh the team will maintain the

1302
00:50:17,589 --> 00:50:15,520
port lockroy base and be responsible for

1303
00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:17,599
counting penguins

1304
00:50:20,150 --> 00:50:18,400
though

1305
00:50:21,670 --> 00:50:20,160
will be with they will be without

1306
00:50:22,870 --> 00:50:21,680
running water the

1307
00:50:25,349 --> 00:50:22,880
uk

1308
00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:25,359
antarctic heritage trust says it usually

1309
00:50:29,270 --> 00:50:27,760
gets hundreds of applications for these

1310
00:50:30,870 --> 00:50:29,280
jobs

1311
00:50:32,549 --> 00:50:30,880
really

1312
00:50:35,670 --> 00:50:32,559
it will be the first time the site will

1313
00:50:36,710 --> 00:50:35,680
be open to the public since the pandemic

1314
00:50:38,470 --> 00:50:36,720
what

1315
00:50:40,549 --> 00:50:38,480
why was it closed someone gonna come

1316
00:50:42,630 --> 00:50:40,559
down and cough on them yeah

1317
00:50:44,150 --> 00:50:42,640
yeah it it would seem like it it would

1318
00:50:45,349 --> 00:50:44,160
be a perfect place to ride out the

1319
00:50:47,430 --> 00:50:45,359
pandemic

1320
00:50:50,069 --> 00:50:47,440
they do viral research down there in

1321
00:50:51,589 --> 00:50:50,079
antarctica so i don't i i don't know

1322
00:50:52,790 --> 00:50:51,599
something something funky is going on

1323
00:50:55,109 --> 00:50:52,800
down there

1324
00:50:56,309 --> 00:50:55,119
it smells funky i mean i'm with the guys

1325
00:50:58,470 --> 00:50:56,319
that something funky is going on with

1326
00:51:01,430 --> 00:50:58,480
antarctica we've had enough stories

1327
00:51:02,470 --> 00:51:01,440
about the nazi expeditions and hollow

1328
00:51:05,430 --> 00:51:02,480
earth and

1329
00:51:07,030 --> 00:51:05,440
and uh crashed alien vehicles and

1330
00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:07,040
various heads of state visiting down

1331
00:51:10,549 --> 00:51:08,640
there yeah something's going on area

1332
00:51:13,510 --> 00:51:10,559
people all good like the pope and john

1333
00:51:14,630 --> 00:51:13,520
kerry and uh uh putin himself went down

1334
00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:14,640
there just

1335
00:51:18,230 --> 00:51:16,000
god only knows what's happening i hope

1336
00:51:20,390 --> 00:51:18,240
there's a nice wall you know i hope the

1337
00:51:23,750 --> 00:51:20,400
earth is flat it would make this world

1338
00:51:25,910 --> 00:51:23,760
that much more interesting

1339
00:51:28,390 --> 00:51:25,920
well as as i said before i'm a 75

1340
00:51:29,510 --> 00:51:28,400
percent rounder they're 25

1341
00:51:31,910 --> 00:51:29,520
flat

1342
00:51:33,589 --> 00:51:31,920
and you can throw in hollow earth and

1343
00:51:34,549 --> 00:51:33,599
inner earth throughout each of the

1344
00:51:35,589 --> 00:51:34,559
models

1345
00:51:36,470 --> 00:51:35,599
i'm open

1346
00:51:38,470 --> 00:51:36,480
but

1347
00:51:39,910 --> 00:51:38,480
i just wanted to see the turtles

1348
00:51:43,109 --> 00:51:39,920
i want to see eddie bravo out there

1349
00:51:47,510 --> 00:51:44,950
because that's his job

1350
00:51:48,710 --> 00:51:47,520
they're all all all uh uh depressions

1351
00:51:50,630 --> 00:51:48,720
holding the clipboard and counting

1352
00:51:52,549 --> 00:51:50,640
penguins yeah he kicks sam awake like

1353
00:51:55,030 --> 00:51:52,559
wake up [\h__\h] it's time to count the

1354
00:51:56,870 --> 00:51:55,040
penguins today yep

1355
00:52:01,990 --> 00:51:56,880
four that's how many there are

1356
00:52:07,430 --> 00:52:05,349
all right well um i'll let sam know on

1357
00:52:08,950 --> 00:52:07,440
the next uh union of the unwanted that

1358
00:52:11,270 --> 00:52:08,960
uh

1359
00:52:13,030 --> 00:52:11,280
you could do it you have to be a british

1360
00:52:15,270 --> 00:52:13,040
citizen to get this job though this is

1361
00:52:16,710 --> 00:52:15,280
this is uh you know uk don't know what

1362
00:52:17,990 --> 00:52:16,720
the limitations are

1363
00:52:19,750 --> 00:52:18,000
candidates are required to have a good

1364
00:52:21,430 --> 00:52:19,760
level of physical fitness environmental

1365
00:52:24,549 --> 00:52:21,440
awareness and a knowledge of minimum

1366
00:52:26,790 --> 00:52:24,559
impact living that's sam

1367
00:52:28,710 --> 00:52:26,800
minimum impact living yeah you're living

1368
00:52:30,630 --> 00:52:28,720
in a [\h__\h] tent with no water dude

1369
00:52:32,390 --> 00:52:30,640
eddie bravo and sam can do this right

1370
00:52:34,150 --> 00:52:32,400
now they're they understand all those

1371
00:52:36,549 --> 00:52:34,160
things it says they'll be tasked with

1372
00:52:38,950 --> 00:52:36,559
running the gift shop and post office

1373
00:52:41,030 --> 00:52:38,960
that's fantastic sam loves gifts

1374
00:52:43,750 --> 00:52:41,040
now i got to run a gift shop and a post

1375
00:52:46,230 --> 00:52:43,760
office and count penguins yeah it's a

1376
00:52:48,230 --> 00:52:46,240
lot of jobs are piling on you yeah the

1377
00:52:50,790 --> 00:52:48,240
team will also look after the artifacts

1378
00:52:54,150 --> 00:52:50,800
and museum inside wait now they're

1379
00:52:57,990 --> 00:52:55,109
cheers

1380
00:52:59,990 --> 00:52:58,000
also can you uh fix a network and uh can

1381
00:53:03,910 --> 00:53:00,000
you cook me a whopper you have to take

1382
00:53:09,750 --> 00:53:06,630
wow i didn't realize this um

1383
00:53:11,670 --> 00:53:09,760
the site usually welcomes 18 000 people

1384
00:53:14,470 --> 00:53:11,680
during the antarctic summer

1385
00:53:16,230 --> 00:53:14,480
wow all at once

1386
00:53:17,589 --> 00:53:16,240
they show up on a big-ass boat i guess

1387
00:53:18,470 --> 00:53:17,599
they drop them off on a blimp or

1388
00:53:20,470 --> 00:53:18,480
something

1389
00:53:23,430 --> 00:53:20,480
they're parachuting yeah parachute out

1390
00:53:27,750 --> 00:53:25,510
we'll bring a tugboat for you later they

1391
00:53:29,430 --> 00:53:27,760
talked a lot about bringing gopros and

1392
00:53:31,109 --> 00:53:29,440
stuff around i feel like

1393
00:53:32,309 --> 00:53:31,119
there should be more of that shouldn't

1394
00:53:46,790 --> 00:53:32,319
the

1395
00:53:49,190 --> 00:53:46,800
points yeah yeah it's like i i shoot

1396
00:53:52,390 --> 00:53:49,200
useless footage all the time just of my

1397
00:53:53,750 --> 00:53:52,400
dog and my cat and i have it and i just

1398
00:53:56,309 --> 00:53:53,760
take out my phone it's like here's my

1399
00:53:58,309 --> 00:53:56,319
dog sleeping and i do that they can't do

1400
00:54:01,270 --> 00:53:58,319
that when they're in the most

1401
00:54:03,589 --> 00:54:01,280
interesting environment in the entire

1402
00:54:05,589 --> 00:54:03,599
like uh history of mankind like orbiting

1403
00:54:07,910 --> 00:54:05,599
a space station and they're not taking

1404
00:54:11,910 --> 00:54:07,920
these crappy little like selfie videos

1405
00:54:16,790 --> 00:54:14,309
i guess not i guess it could be you know

1406
00:54:19,030 --> 00:54:16,800
it could be a pressure thing because or

1407
00:54:20,870 --> 00:54:19,040
or something because i do remember and

1408
00:54:23,030 --> 00:54:20,880
this is one of the reasons why ohio

1409
00:54:24,470 --> 00:54:23,040
still sucks is i was jogging i was up

1410
00:54:26,630 --> 00:54:24,480
there for the holidays

1411
00:54:29,670 --> 00:54:26,640
i think it was around i don't know upper

1412
00:54:31,670 --> 00:54:29,680
teens lower 20s and uh i i'm running

1413
00:54:33,349 --> 00:54:31,680
with my phones before headphones or like

1414
00:54:36,069 --> 00:54:33,359
airpods or whatever

1415
00:54:37,109 --> 00:54:36,079
and uh the damn thing just shut down

1416
00:54:39,510 --> 00:54:37,119
yeah it's cold

1417
00:54:41,829 --> 00:54:39,520
it's too cold we're done that's the cold

1418
00:54:43,190 --> 00:54:41,839
yeah i could see the pressure being a

1419
00:54:44,710 --> 00:54:43,200
factor

1420
00:54:46,870 --> 00:54:44,720
well i mean

1421
00:54:49,030 --> 00:54:46,880
listen i think they they can they can

1422
00:54:51,030 --> 00:54:49,040
figure that out the pressure is they're

1423
00:54:53,109 --> 00:54:51,040
in pressurized cabins so they're yeah

1424
00:54:54,789 --> 00:54:53,119
and if they could drive around little

1425
00:54:57,030 --> 00:54:54,799
dune buggies and

1426
00:54:59,270 --> 00:54:57,040
have these things take pictures of mars

1427
00:55:01,030 --> 00:54:59,280
and is it a squirrel and all this other

1428
00:55:03,270 --> 00:55:01,040
[\h__\h] like

1429
00:55:05,349 --> 00:55:03,280
and they can figure that out

1430
00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:05,359
and just for the sake of documenting

1431
00:55:09,349 --> 00:55:07,760
stuff why wouldn't the nasa have like

1432
00:55:11,190 --> 00:55:09,359
approved cameras like yeah you know

1433
00:55:12,549 --> 00:55:11,200
we're going to do this for social media

1434
00:55:14,710 --> 00:55:12,559
it's i don't think anything is like

1435
00:55:16,549 --> 00:55:14,720
mission critical or like super top

1436
00:55:19,270 --> 00:55:16,559
secret so they start filming stuff and

1437
00:55:22,309 --> 00:55:19,280
posting stream that [\h__\h] yeah

1438
00:55:24,789 --> 00:55:23,750
huh that's it guys we gotta get out of

1439
00:55:26,710 --> 00:55:24,799
here

1440
00:55:28,230 --> 00:55:26,720
that's our time i've been filling out

1441
00:55:30,230 --> 00:55:28,240
the application while you're talking all

1442
00:55:33,990 --> 00:55:30,240
right what's the pay though they didn't

1443
00:55:36,549 --> 00:55:34,000
say yeah suspiciously no pay listed hmm

1444
00:55:37,829 --> 00:55:36,559
and this is being like run by a british

1445
00:55:39,430 --> 00:55:37,839
charity so they are they expecting

1446
00:55:41,190 --> 00:55:39,440
people to work for free down there

1447
00:55:42,630 --> 00:55:41,200
penguins

1448
00:55:44,710 --> 00:55:42,640
fight for 15.

1449
00:55:46,309 --> 00:55:44,720
but do it for less than fifteen dollars

1450
00:55:49,030 --> 00:55:46,319
an hour an hour

1451
00:55:50,870 --> 00:55:49,040
you get paid one peg in an hour

1452
00:55:53,829 --> 00:55:50,880
we'll pay in penguins i'll do it for

1453
00:55:55,589 --> 00:55:53,839
free but i'm keeping three penguins

1454
00:55:57,030 --> 00:55:55,599
what's that what's that aj mean they

1455
00:55:58,069 --> 00:55:57,040
don't want you to know that the penguins

1456
00:56:02,470 --> 00:55:58,079
are free

1457
00:56:04,950 --> 00:56:02,480
can just take them

1458
00:56:07,270 --> 00:56:04,960
450 penguins at home

1459
00:56:09,510 --> 00:56:07,280
i hope that's true because [\h__\h]

1460
00:56:11,190 --> 00:56:09,520
i love my house mike you should steal

1461
00:56:13,990 --> 00:56:11,200
some duck from the park

1462
00:56:15,670 --> 00:56:14,000
okay well i got done park has ducks

1463
00:56:17,030 --> 00:56:15,680
i got i got ducks right across the

1464
00:56:19,270 --> 00:56:17,040
street like they're ducks everywhere

1465
00:56:20,950 --> 00:56:19,280
around here [\h__\h] what do you

1466
00:56:22,870 --> 00:56:20,960
want me to do with them

1467
00:56:25,589 --> 00:56:22,880
they're delicious all right well they do

1468
00:56:27,190 --> 00:56:25,599
have uh duck eggs are nice

1469
00:56:30,630 --> 00:56:27,200
they're very dense

1470
00:56:32,630 --> 00:56:30,640
very flavorful man they're like

1471
00:56:34,150 --> 00:56:32,640
yeah if you can get a good duck egg oh

1472
00:56:36,789 --> 00:56:34,160
it's amazing

1473
00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:36,799
then i have this headline here i quit my

1474
00:56:43,270 --> 00:56:40,240
job as a lawyer and use my psychic

1475
00:56:45,910 --> 00:56:43,280
abilities to communicate with the dead

1476
00:56:48,150 --> 00:56:45,920
uh that's good news ghost lawyer

1477
00:56:49,589 --> 00:56:48,160
ghost lawyer

1478
00:56:52,150 --> 00:56:49,599
man

1479
00:56:54,390 --> 00:56:52,160
why is that not a show ghost i was i was

1480
00:56:56,710 --> 00:56:54,400
i was coming up with a show called

1481
00:56:58,870 --> 00:56:56,720
father dad it's a new sitcom called

1482
00:56:59,670 --> 00:56:58,880
father dad

1483
00:57:02,390 --> 00:56:59,680
and

1484
00:57:04,230 --> 00:57:02,400
who's doubly your father well it's it's

1485
00:57:06,870 --> 00:57:04,240
the premise of my new sitcom which i'm

1486
00:57:09,589 --> 00:57:06,880
producing and i do have sam triply

1487
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:09,599
attached to be the lead in this

1488
00:57:17,589 --> 00:57:13,440
i need pickles it is a story of a priest

1489
00:57:18,309 --> 00:57:17,599
who uh has uh a family unbeknownst to

1490
00:57:25,510 --> 00:57:18,319
the

1491
00:57:27,430 --> 00:57:25,520
has to hide his family like he's got

1492
00:57:29,510 --> 00:57:27,440
like two kids and a wife so he has to

1493
00:57:31,030 --> 00:57:29,520
dress his kids up like monks and and

1494
00:57:33,190 --> 00:57:31,040
priests and then

1495
00:57:36,950 --> 00:57:33,200
uh he has to dress his his wife up like

1496
00:57:41,990 --> 00:57:36,960
a nun and you know the tagline is living

1497
00:57:45,030 --> 00:57:43,589
though keep in mind many denominations

1498
00:57:47,190 --> 00:57:45,040
even those within the catholic church do

1499
00:57:48,870 --> 00:57:47,200
allow priests to marry and have children

1500
00:57:50,710 --> 00:57:48,880
father

1501
00:57:53,109 --> 00:57:50,720
dad

1502
00:57:54,630 --> 00:57:53,119
in fact there were many people

1503
00:57:56,549 --> 00:57:54,640
there are many historical popes who had

1504
00:57:58,470 --> 00:57:56,559
kids they obviously did not officially

1505
00:57:59,190 --> 00:57:58,480
recognize them but it was not unusual

1506
00:58:03,430 --> 00:57:59,200
for

1507
00:58:04,710 --> 00:58:03,440
uh staff to have families so wow all

1508
00:58:06,390 --> 00:58:04,720
right well

1509
00:58:08,230 --> 00:58:06,400
wait wait a roommate

1510
00:58:10,230 --> 00:58:08,240
i do like your idea of them having to

1511
00:58:12,710 --> 00:58:10,240
quickly put on a nun's habit and dress

1512
00:58:14,870 --> 00:58:12,720
the kids up as altar boys yes and even

1513
00:58:17,589 --> 00:58:14,880
the family dog has to dress up like a

1514
00:58:19,670 --> 00:58:17,599
prius because that's funny

1515
00:58:22,390 --> 00:58:19,680
some sort of dog priest i was thinking

1516
00:58:24,630 --> 00:58:22,400
you know bob saget was attached to a

1517
00:58:26,309 --> 00:58:24,640
star in this as well but for he's he

1518
00:58:28,069 --> 00:58:26,319
hasn't returned my calls so he had his

1519
00:58:30,230 --> 00:58:28,079
skull crushed in after somebody recorded

1520
00:58:33,030 --> 00:58:30,240
him having rough sex sorry that was bob

1521
00:58:35,910 --> 00:58:33,040
crane sorry no

1522
00:58:37,829 --> 00:58:35,920
one of these by the way uh uh dog priest

1523
00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:37,839
would be a good spin-off

1524
00:58:40,950 --> 00:58:39,359
uh if the uh

1525
00:58:42,789 --> 00:58:40,960
maybe a season four

1526
00:58:46,390 --> 00:58:42,799
when the dog becomes the most popular

1527
00:58:48,710 --> 00:58:46,400
character in father dad then dog prius

1528
00:58:50,390 --> 00:58:48,720
could emerge what was that sitcom in

1529
00:58:52,470 --> 00:58:50,400
like the 90s remember it had a talking

1530
00:58:54,069 --> 00:58:52,480
dog that was like a throwaway character

1531
00:58:56,390 --> 00:58:54,079
and then it became like the main

1532
00:58:57,589 --> 00:58:56,400
character because it was by far the most

1533
00:58:59,430 --> 00:58:57,599
most interesting i can't remember the

1534
00:59:01,829 --> 00:58:59,440
name of that buzz mackenzie the dog who

1535
00:59:04,549 --> 00:59:01,839
sold beer buds mckenzie lord that's the

1536
00:59:07,349 --> 00:59:04,559
only dog i know from the 90s

1537
00:59:09,270 --> 00:59:07,359
uh but real quick uh this other great

1538
00:59:11,349 --> 00:59:09,280
premise for a sitcom i quit my job as a

1539
00:59:14,150 --> 00:59:11,359
lawyer to use my psychic abilities and

1540
00:59:16,710 --> 00:59:14,160
communicate with the dead oh yes

1541
00:59:18,309 --> 00:59:16,720
when she was young alexa rock thought

1542
00:59:20,870 --> 00:59:18,319
that everyone could see them the

1543
00:59:22,549 --> 00:59:20,880
mysterious figures she'd see and she'd

1544
00:59:24,630 --> 00:59:22,559
walk into the room who would suddenly

1545
00:59:27,270 --> 00:59:24,640
disappear in such a way that she doubted

1546
00:59:30,069 --> 00:59:27,280
whether she'd seen them at all however

1547
00:59:32,870 --> 00:59:30,079
as time went by alexa from london came

1548
00:59:35,349 --> 00:59:32,880
to realize that her parents couldn't see

1549
00:59:38,870 --> 00:59:35,359
the four beans who gathered around her

1550
00:59:41,190 --> 00:59:38,880
bed at night while she was wide awake

1551
00:59:43,109 --> 00:59:41,200
she gave her they gave her medication

1552
00:59:45,829 --> 00:59:43,119
for hallucinations but still the figures

1553
00:59:47,910 --> 00:59:45,839
came night after night such visions

1554
00:59:50,390 --> 00:59:47,920
could understandably understandably be

1555
00:59:52,549 --> 00:59:50,400
scary for a young child

1556
00:59:54,950 --> 00:59:52,559
who even as an adult can still can still

1557
00:59:57,990 --> 00:59:54,960
recall the fear she felt

1558
01:00:00,230 --> 00:59:58,000
she and her family moved into a a

1559
01:00:03,750 --> 01:00:00,240
converted house on the grounds of an old

1560
01:00:06,710 --> 01:00:03,760
hotel a hotel had long since gained a

1561
01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:06,720
reputation for being haunted

1562
01:00:10,470 --> 01:00:08,240
alexa who

1563
01:00:11,349 --> 01:00:10,480
had been about eight years old at the

1564
01:00:13,589 --> 01:00:11,359
time

1565
01:00:15,430 --> 01:00:13,599
says that she was too terrified to go

1566
01:00:18,069 --> 01:00:15,440
upstairs on her own on the account that

1567
01:00:20,390 --> 01:00:18,079
the ghostly woman who lived on the first

1568
01:00:23,430 --> 01:00:20,400
floor according to alexa she was always

1569
01:00:25,990 --> 01:00:23,440
there she even started to leave markings

1570
01:00:28,390 --> 01:00:26,000
on the wall it was scared at the time

1571
01:00:31,589 --> 01:00:28,400
but her parents assumed she was simply

1572
01:00:34,150 --> 01:00:31,599
being over excited

1573
01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:34,160
when alexa grew up she thrived in the

1574
01:00:38,950 --> 01:00:35,760
competitive arena of corporate law

1575
01:00:41,109 --> 01:00:38,960
becoming a partner in her own firm

1576
01:00:43,510 --> 01:00:41,119
while taking on lucrative high profile

1577
01:00:45,670 --> 01:00:43,520
cases she enjoyed her career

1578
01:00:48,230 --> 01:00:45,680
and still harnessed her unusual and

1579
01:00:50,150 --> 01:00:48,240
usual sensitivities in everyday life to

1580
01:00:52,549 --> 01:00:50,160
help her choose houses

1581
01:00:55,270 --> 01:00:52,559
and office spaces alike so she is a

1582
01:00:57,430 --> 01:00:55,280
psychic lawyer this is a great premise

1583
01:00:58,950 --> 01:00:57,440
for a tv show what is it psychic lawyer

1584
01:01:00,470 --> 01:00:58,960
or ghost lawyer because you can't have

1585
01:01:02,549 --> 01:01:00,480
you can't have psychic ghost lawyers too

1586
01:01:04,470 --> 01:01:02,559
confusing you're right you're right we

1587
01:01:06,150 --> 01:01:04,480
really i mean the brain we got to come

1588
01:01:07,270 --> 01:01:06,160
up with the branding is very important

1589
01:01:09,349 --> 01:01:07,280
here

1590
01:01:11,510 --> 01:01:09,359
uh i like ghost lawyer that's a little

1591
01:01:14,710 --> 01:01:11,520
more interesting but are all her clients

1592
01:01:19,510 --> 01:01:14,720
ghosts bisexual psychic lawyer

1593
01:01:23,990 --> 01:01:21,190
however by the time she hit the age of

1594
01:01:25,990 --> 01:01:24,000
30 alexa found herself reaching burnout

1595
01:01:28,549 --> 01:01:26,000
with the stress of with the stress

1596
01:01:30,789 --> 01:01:28,559
levels and working long hours impacting

1597
01:01:32,950 --> 01:01:30,799
her dreams of starting a family she took

1598
01:01:35,109 --> 01:01:32,960
as much need she took a much needed step

1599
01:01:38,789 --> 01:01:35,119
back and soon became pregnant with her

1600
01:01:40,150 --> 01:01:38,799
first child a ghost child

1601
01:01:41,030 --> 01:01:40,160
we don't know

1602
01:01:43,670 --> 01:01:41,040
i believe at that point it would be

1603
01:01:45,990 --> 01:01:43,680
ghost paralegal ah yes but it wasn't

1604
01:01:46,789 --> 01:01:46,000
until her third child was born that she

1605
01:01:49,270 --> 01:01:46,799
knew

1606
01:01:51,430 --> 01:01:49,280
what she was meant to do quit the legal

1607
01:01:53,589 --> 01:01:51,440
profession all together

1608
01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:53,599
she uh quote i had a big spiritual

1609
01:01:58,150 --> 01:01:55,760
awakening awakening after my daughter

1610
01:02:00,390 --> 01:01:58,160
was born and my grandmother

1611
01:02:03,109 --> 01:02:00,400
who i never met because she was killed

1612
01:02:05,990 --> 01:02:03,119
in a traffic accident when my dad was 10

1613
01:02:08,710 --> 01:02:06,000
came through to me very very strongly as

1614
01:02:11,670 --> 01:02:08,720
a guide for my daughter and as a guide

1615
01:02:14,630 --> 01:02:11,680
for me i knew that i wouldn't be going

1616
01:02:17,670 --> 01:02:14,640
back to being a lawyer

1617
01:02:19,270 --> 01:02:17,680
so there you go so uh

1618
01:02:22,950 --> 01:02:19,280
she's a ghost lawyer this is quite quite

1619
01:02:25,029 --> 01:02:22,960
the story here so she picked up and left

1620
01:02:27,190 --> 01:02:25,039
okay so when digging around apparently

1621
01:02:28,870 --> 01:02:27,200
in 2015 this is from the

1622
01:02:30,870 --> 01:02:28,880
this is from something awful remember

1623
01:02:32,950 --> 01:02:30,880
something awful jesus no yeah

1624
01:02:35,349 --> 01:02:32,960
uh 2015 they posited there was going to

1625
01:02:36,390 --> 01:02:35,359
be a as one of their satirical articles

1626
01:02:39,270 --> 01:02:36,400
they posited there would be a new

1627
01:02:41,750 --> 01:02:39,280
netflix series called ghost lawyer

1628
01:02:44,309 --> 01:02:41,760
uh starring james woods oh nice and i

1629
01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:44,319
have a the the image up there on on the

1630
01:02:48,150 --> 01:02:46,640
screen

1631
01:02:49,190 --> 01:02:48,160
uh this is a couple i'm gonna read a

1632
01:02:51,670 --> 01:02:49,200
couple more of this because i find this

1633
01:02:53,910 --> 01:02:51,680
fascinating um

1634
01:02:54,789 --> 01:02:53,920
one day alex's friend expressed feelings

1635
01:02:56,710 --> 01:02:54,799
uh

1636
01:02:58,069 --> 01:02:56,720
feeling her late father's presence at

1637
01:03:00,789 --> 01:02:58,079
her home having

1638
01:03:02,870 --> 01:03:00,799
smelled his leather jacket in smoke that

1639
01:03:05,270 --> 01:03:02,880
very morning at this point alexa says

1640
01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:05,280
her friend's dad was actually there in

1641
01:03:09,510 --> 01:03:06,960
the same room as them

1642
01:03:11,990 --> 01:03:09,520
and was putting pressure on her to

1643
01:03:14,630 --> 01:03:12,000
deliver the message alex recalled he

1644
01:03:16,470 --> 01:03:14,640
came right into my body i wouldn't say

1645
01:03:18,789 --> 01:03:16,480
possessed because i think that's a

1646
01:03:21,510 --> 01:03:18,799
strong word to use but some people might

1647
01:03:24,630 --> 01:03:21,520
say that he was putting immense pressure

1648
01:03:27,190 --> 01:03:24,640
on my shoulders and my friend could see

1649
01:03:29,109 --> 01:03:27,200
that was in distress and kept asking me

1650
01:03:30,710 --> 01:03:29,119
what was happening and i said i can't

1651
01:03:32,470 --> 01:03:30,720
tell you i can't tell you you won't

1652
01:03:34,309 --> 01:03:32,480
believe me it's ridiculous

1653
01:03:37,109 --> 01:03:34,319
all the while the spirit remained in

1654
01:03:39,349 --> 01:03:37,119
alexa's ear pushing her to the point

1655
01:03:40,789 --> 01:03:39,359
where she the press were so immense she

1656
01:03:42,950 --> 01:03:40,799
delivered the message to her friend

1657
01:03:45,670 --> 01:03:42,960
telling her it's true

1658
01:03:48,870 --> 01:03:45,680
it is real and there is life after death

1659
01:03:50,630 --> 01:03:48,880
the friend knew at once who was speaking

1660
01:03:53,750 --> 01:03:50,640
and as her father had promised to

1661
01:03:54,789 --> 01:03:53,760
deliver a message confirming there was

1662
01:03:58,870 --> 01:03:54,799
life

1663
01:04:01,029 --> 01:03:58,880
from the on the other side

1664
01:04:02,230 --> 01:04:01,039
okay

1665
01:04:03,430 --> 01:04:02,240
i like that story because a lot of

1666
01:04:04,150 --> 01:04:03,440
people say hey

1667
01:04:16,470 --> 01:04:04,160
uh

1668
01:04:17,589 --> 01:04:16,480
i die i'll

1669
01:04:21,270 --> 01:04:17,599
give my

1670
01:04:23,430 --> 01:04:21,280
my wife a secret word and if the psychic

1671
01:04:25,510 --> 01:04:23,440
can tell her

1672
01:04:26,710 --> 01:04:25,520
that secret word then that's proof that

1673
01:04:28,069 --> 01:04:26,720
there is

1674
01:04:29,589 --> 01:04:28,079
life after death because i'll be in

1675
01:04:31,670 --> 01:04:29,599
communication with that but to my

1676
01:04:34,150 --> 01:04:31,680
knowledge no psychic ever spoke that

1677
01:04:36,069 --> 01:04:34,160
secret word to houdini's wife that

1678
01:04:38,789 --> 01:04:36,079
secret word is rhubarb

1679
01:04:40,470 --> 01:04:38,799
uh i i think it is still

1680
01:04:42,390 --> 01:04:40,480
kind of a mystery

1681
01:04:44,549 --> 01:04:42,400
i don't i don't know if it was that it's

1682
01:04:46,870 --> 01:04:44,559
not rhubarb it is have you ever seen a

1683
01:04:49,109 --> 01:04:46,880
man's blank has

1684
01:04:50,390 --> 01:04:49,119
is this is blank is it is it this word

1685
01:04:54,710 --> 01:04:50,400
was somebody trying to pronounce it as

1686
01:04:59,109 --> 01:04:56,789
it's a very difficult secret word it's

1687
01:05:01,109 --> 01:04:59,119
like why am i saying this

1688
01:05:03,589 --> 01:05:01,119
a very difficult secret word to use yeah

1689
01:05:05,750 --> 01:05:03,599
do not use complex medical terms as your

1690
01:05:07,589 --> 01:05:05,760
secret word to reach out to people from

1691
01:05:10,789 --> 01:05:07,599
the afterlife all right here's our site

1692
01:05:16,069 --> 01:05:12,390
yeah don't use that as a safe word

1693
01:05:20,789 --> 01:05:19,109
uh so now instead of being a lawyer she

1694
01:05:22,549 --> 01:05:20,799
works as a professional intuitive

1695
01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:22,559
carrying out intuitive readings and

1696
01:05:26,710 --> 01:05:24,640
spiritual coaching using the psychic

1697
01:05:29,029 --> 01:05:26,720
abilities she's been honing for years

1698
01:05:30,710 --> 01:05:29,039
according to her website alexa's

1699
01:05:33,349 --> 01:05:30,720
guidance has previously helped hundreds

1700
01:05:35,910 --> 01:05:33,359
of clients to recognize their own inner

1701
01:05:36,950 --> 01:05:35,920
strength and ability to heal their past

1702
01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:36,960
thrive

1703
01:05:42,710 --> 01:05:39,760
in the present and create an incredible

1704
01:05:44,230 --> 01:05:42,720
future absolutely

1705
01:05:45,190 --> 01:05:44,240
i do believe

1706
01:05:46,710 --> 01:05:45,200
i would think there'd be a great

1707
01:05:47,510 --> 01:05:46,720
advantage to being a psychic lawyer

1708
01:05:49,589 --> 01:05:47,520
though

1709
01:05:51,109 --> 01:05:49,599
i yeah i mean i think it's a really it's

1710
01:05:53,349 --> 01:05:51,119
a missed opportunity your honor he did

1711
01:05:57,270 --> 01:05:53,359
it wait i can tell

1712
01:06:00,390 --> 01:05:57,280
i just know i just know things

1713
01:06:01,990 --> 01:06:00,400
yeah i um i don't know it's a

1714
01:06:03,109 --> 01:06:02,000
i think there's that would be you could

1715
01:06:04,870 --> 01:06:03,119
really lean into that i wouldn't

1716
01:06:06,870 --> 01:06:04,880
publicize it

1717
01:06:09,430 --> 01:06:06,880
no it's not something like a lot of

1718
01:06:10,950 --> 01:06:09,440
people are turned off to

1719
01:06:12,549 --> 01:06:10,960
psychic abilities and they they think

1720
01:06:14,789 --> 01:06:12,559
it's a little froufer i mean i bet some

1721
01:06:16,390 --> 01:06:14,799
pretty good ones um isn't there a

1722
01:06:17,750 --> 01:06:16,400
psychic lawyer who calls into coast

1723
01:06:19,589 --> 01:06:17,760
coast to coast all the time what's his

1724
01:06:21,510 --> 01:06:19,599
name

1725
01:06:22,390 --> 01:06:21,520
a psychic lawyer i thought that wasn't

1726
01:06:24,150 --> 01:06:22,400
that

1727
01:06:25,910 --> 01:06:24,160
i may be misremembering things there was

1728
01:06:27,670 --> 01:06:25,920
a time traveler who called into coast to

1729
01:06:30,150 --> 01:06:27,680
coast that our bell that was that was

1730
01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:30,160
john teeter

1731
01:06:36,390 --> 01:06:35,430
had to come back to get an old computer

1732
01:06:38,470 --> 01:06:36,400
chip

1733
01:06:40,230 --> 01:06:38,480
yeah i think i think from an amiga or

1734
01:06:42,309 --> 01:06:40,240
something like that

1735
01:06:44,870 --> 01:06:42,319
i remember correctly but um you know i

1736
01:06:46,390 --> 01:06:44,880
want to have more psychics on the show i

1737
01:06:47,349 --> 01:06:46,400
don't know that many i'd love to talk

1738
01:06:49,990 --> 01:06:47,359
with them

1739
01:06:51,029 --> 01:06:50,000
i like predictions and communicating

1740
01:06:53,430 --> 01:06:51,039
with the

1741
01:06:54,789 --> 01:06:53,440
afterlife kind of stuff uh

1742
01:06:56,150 --> 01:06:54,799
hell i got questions from my buddy

1743
01:07:03,190 --> 01:06:56,160
spanky

1744
01:07:04,710 --> 01:07:03,200
um i was i kept waiting for some sort of

1745
01:07:07,430 --> 01:07:04,720
like message

1746
01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:07,440
and because spanky knows i'm into this

1747
01:07:11,750 --> 01:07:09,760
kind of stuff and while i didn't have

1748
01:07:14,390 --> 01:07:11,760
like a message per se i did have several

1749
01:07:16,710 --> 01:07:14,400
dreams where spanky was in them and

1750
01:07:18,069 --> 01:07:16,720
there was one where spanky and i for

1751
01:07:21,029 --> 01:07:18,079
some reason we were hanging out in the

1752
01:07:22,470 --> 01:07:21,039
bathroom and he was eating a sandwich

1753
01:07:24,390 --> 01:07:22,480
all right then

1754
01:07:26,470 --> 01:07:24,400
that's as spanky as you want to take

1755
01:07:29,589 --> 01:07:26,480
that one take that one to your uh to

1756
01:07:30,710 --> 01:07:29,599
your um uh to your counselor and see if

1757
01:07:33,430 --> 01:07:30,720
they can figure what's going on there

1758
01:07:35,829 --> 01:07:33,440
that's as spanky as it gets you know

1759
01:07:38,069 --> 01:07:35,839
that's exactly what we'd be doing

1760
01:07:40,150 --> 01:07:38,079
hanging out in the bathroom flushing

1761
01:07:41,910 --> 01:07:40,160
trump papers and eating sandwiches

1762
01:07:43,349 --> 01:07:41,920
getting rid of getting rid of classified

1763
01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:43,359
information for trump and

1764
01:07:47,670 --> 01:07:45,280
white house documents yeah but are you

1765
01:07:49,510 --> 01:07:47,680
making sandwiches in the bathroom or

1766
01:07:51,109 --> 01:07:49,520
you bring it with them i think you bring

1767
01:07:52,390 --> 01:07:51,119
it in it's like so he's like mike i got

1768
01:07:53,829 --> 01:07:52,400
you a bunch more documents we need a

1769
01:07:55,109 --> 01:07:53,839
flush also here's a sandwich it's just

1770
01:07:57,349 --> 01:07:55,119
like when you go to arby's you don't

1771
01:07:58,870 --> 01:07:57,359
make your sandwich in the bathroom at

1772
01:08:00,710 --> 01:07:58,880
arby's you buy your sandwich and then

1773
01:08:02,069 --> 01:08:00,720
you go into the bathroom and if you

1774
01:08:03,589 --> 01:08:02,079
don't the sandwich forces you into the

1775
01:08:05,910 --> 01:08:03,599
bath yeah you sit you just go in there

1776
01:08:07,829 --> 01:08:05,920
sit down start eating because

1777
01:08:09,750 --> 01:08:07,839
i mean that's the best place to be

1778
01:08:12,150 --> 01:08:09,760
ground zero right there pal well that's

1779
01:08:14,789 --> 01:08:12,160
why all those those plasticine booths at

1780
01:08:16,229 --> 01:08:14,799
arby's are shaped like toilets too

1781
01:08:22,229 --> 01:08:16,239
yep all right we're gonna move on you

1782
01:08:29,110 --> 01:08:23,749
so i i put one in the carrot shop

1783
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:31,510
okay

1784
01:08:36,630 --> 01:08:35,189
uh the somerset ghost which tells people

1785
01:08:38,470 --> 01:08:36,640
who visit

1786
01:08:41,669 --> 01:08:38,480
the spot to

1787
01:08:47,510 --> 01:08:44,309
so a ghost tells people to to just kind

1788
01:08:50,630 --> 01:08:47,520
of piss off not piss off it's just not

1789
01:08:52,309 --> 01:08:50,640
having any of it yeah [\h__\h] off

1790
01:08:55,749 --> 01:08:52,319
there we have audio of it right there

1791
01:08:58,630 --> 01:08:55,759
right there's the there's the ghoul

1792
01:09:01,349 --> 01:08:58,640
uh the ghoul is said to be a woman in

1793
01:09:04,309 --> 01:09:01,359
white who apparently tells people to

1794
01:09:06,950 --> 01:09:04,319
leave in no uncertain terms

1795
01:09:08,789 --> 01:09:06,960
look at that woman yeah exactly

1796
01:09:11,590 --> 01:09:08,799
ghost hunters were called

1797
01:09:14,470 --> 01:09:11,600
into a somerset beauty uh beauty spot

1798
01:09:17,829 --> 01:09:14,480
over reports of an angry ghoul

1799
01:09:20,470 --> 01:09:17,839
and a shouting in swearing at taurus

1800
01:09:22,709 --> 01:09:20,480
holy crap you [\h__\h] goddamn

1801
01:09:24,630 --> 01:09:22,719
degenerate thoughts

1802
01:09:26,390 --> 01:09:24,640
the potty mouth spook is said to be a

1803
01:09:29,430 --> 01:09:26,400
woman in white who apparently yells at

1804
01:09:32,070 --> 01:09:29,440
people visiting the quant hawk hills to

1805
01:09:34,470 --> 01:09:32,080
[\h__\h] off you [\h__\h] goddamn [\h__\h] the

1806
01:09:37,189 --> 01:09:34,480
rude apparition is said to haunt an area

1807
01:09:39,669 --> 01:09:37,199
known as dead woman's ditch

1808
01:09:42,229 --> 01:09:39,679
at over stowy

1809
01:09:45,430 --> 01:09:42,239
the site on the aquatic hills in

1810
01:09:47,189 --> 01:09:45,440
somerset it was it was named after the

1811
01:09:48,470 --> 01:09:47,199
murder of jane

1812
01:09:49,829 --> 01:09:48,480
walford

1813
01:09:52,149 --> 01:09:49,839
by her husband

1814
01:09:53,749 --> 01:09:52,159
john in 1789

1815
01:09:55,430 --> 01:09:53,759
but now the foul mouth phantom is

1816
01:09:57,189 --> 01:09:55,440
apparently lurking in the area with

1817
01:09:59,990 --> 01:09:57,199
reports of swearing of a swearing

1818
01:10:01,669 --> 01:10:00,000
apparition what the [\h__\h] your problem

1819
01:10:03,189 --> 01:10:01,679
exactly

1820
01:10:04,390 --> 01:10:03,199
has she been swearing at people for over

1821
01:10:07,430 --> 01:10:04,400
200 years

1822
01:10:09,990 --> 01:10:07,440
i think so very consistently apparently

1823
01:10:11,590 --> 01:10:10,000
just constant

1824
01:10:14,310 --> 01:10:11,600
but now the foul mouth phantom

1825
01:10:16,870 --> 01:10:14,320
apparently lurking in the area uh

1826
01:10:19,270 --> 01:10:16,880
in the area with reports of of swearing

1827
01:10:21,590 --> 01:10:19,280
apparitions so ghost hunting couple

1828
01:10:23,830 --> 01:10:21,600
christine and dave thomas launched an

1829
01:10:27,030 --> 01:10:23,840
investigation into the paranormal

1830
01:10:29,030 --> 01:10:27,040
uh in 2020

1831
01:10:30,790 --> 01:10:29,040
uh but the foul mouth phantom

1832
01:10:32,870 --> 01:10:30,800
okay i'm sorry reread that one uh

1833
01:10:35,590 --> 01:10:32,880
christine claims that she was shouted at

1834
01:10:38,790 --> 01:10:35,600
and told to [\h__\h] off by

1835
01:10:39,910 --> 01:10:38,800
the nasty evil spirits

1836
01:10:41,189 --> 01:10:39,920
okay

1837
01:10:45,189 --> 01:10:41,199
dave thomas

1838
01:10:47,350 --> 01:10:45,199
the founder of wendy's is now a ghost

1839
01:10:49,270 --> 01:10:47,360
he's a ghostbuster he's a ghost so he's

1840
01:10:52,870 --> 01:10:49,280
also a ghost busting ghost he busts

1841
01:10:58,790 --> 01:10:54,950
the pair claimed to have

1842
01:10:59,750 --> 01:10:58,800
encountered

1843
01:11:02,229 --> 01:10:59,760
their

1844
01:11:03,669 --> 01:11:02,239
the pair claimed to have had other

1845
01:11:07,229 --> 01:11:03,679
encounters there

1846
01:11:09,830 --> 01:11:07,239
with the ghost of uh the murderer from

1847
01:11:11,590 --> 01:11:09,840
1798 dave said there's definitely

1848
01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:11,600
something there my wife has experienced

1849
01:11:16,310 --> 01:11:13,760
it for a long time there are two types

1850
01:11:18,550 --> 01:11:16,320
of voices there is the residual memories

1851
01:11:20,630 --> 01:11:18,560
being replayed which people pick up on

1852
01:11:22,630 --> 01:11:20,640
without being able to communicate with

1853
01:11:23,350 --> 01:11:22,640
then there are voices you can interact

1854
01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:23,360
with

1855
01:11:28,790 --> 01:11:27,760
which can answer questions

1856
01:11:30,870 --> 01:11:28,800
not all

1857
01:11:33,590 --> 01:11:30,880
but some are quite nasty evil spirits

1858
01:11:35,350 --> 01:11:33,600
not everyone is aware of ghosts

1859
01:11:36,950 --> 01:11:35,360
that's because some people have weaker

1860
01:11:40,149 --> 01:11:36,960
barriers than others

1861
01:11:41,669 --> 01:11:40,159
and are more likely to come across one

1862
01:11:43,510 --> 01:11:41,679
other locals have reported seeing the

1863
01:11:46,070 --> 01:11:43,520
ghost there once said when i was about

1864
01:11:48,709 --> 01:11:46,080
17 on my way home from work driving

1865
01:11:50,229 --> 01:11:48,719
along a cold road i saw a bright white

1866
01:11:52,149 --> 01:11:50,239
figure on the side of the road and i

1867
01:11:53,830 --> 01:11:52,159
slowed down it appeared to be a woman

1868
01:11:55,990 --> 01:11:53,840
completely dressed in white

1869
01:11:58,070 --> 01:11:56,000
old-fashioned clothing i couldn't take

1870
01:11:59,590 --> 01:11:58,080
my eyes off it and drove past

1871
01:12:01,990 --> 01:11:59,600
i couldn't bring myself to turn around

1872
01:12:03,910 --> 01:12:02,000
and have another look

1873
01:12:06,790 --> 01:12:03,920
was she swearing at him i there was no

1874
01:12:09,189 --> 01:12:06,800
mention of of swearing in that instance

1875
01:12:10,310 --> 01:12:09,199
yeah that's an unrelated anecdote

1876
01:12:12,229 --> 01:12:10,320
yeah

1877
01:12:14,390 --> 01:12:12,239
this is other people

1878
01:12:17,510 --> 01:12:14,400
uh

1879
01:12:20,390 --> 01:12:17,520
seeing ghosts but not like anything

1880
01:12:23,350 --> 01:12:20,400
not like swearing

1881
01:12:24,870 --> 01:12:23,360
okay um

1882
01:12:27,350 --> 01:12:24,880
so okay there's only there's only it's

1883
01:12:29,830 --> 01:12:27,360
like a few like i would i pick up on

1884
01:12:31,830 --> 01:12:29,840
here it's swearing but it's not like

1885
01:12:35,750 --> 01:12:31,840
every instance there

1886
01:12:37,590 --> 01:12:35,760
is of a swearing person it's just a few

1887
01:12:41,189 --> 01:12:37,600
that's it

1888
01:12:42,709 --> 01:12:41,199
no no no no no no no no no no that'd be

1889
01:12:44,470 --> 01:12:42,719
an angry ghost

1890
01:12:45,590 --> 01:12:44,480
i like the idea of you stopping by the

1891
01:12:47,350 --> 01:12:45,600
side of the road a ghost just starts

1892
01:12:49,590 --> 01:12:47,360
yelling at you yeah i'm no [\h__\h] one

1893
01:12:51,830 --> 01:12:49,600
no [\h__\h] way no [\h__\h] way no [\h__\h]

1894
01:12:54,149 --> 01:12:51,840
way that's a that's an angry gross too

1895
01:12:59,030 --> 01:12:55,430
all right

1896
01:13:03,669 --> 01:13:01,590
so when a ghostbuster shows up

1897
01:13:07,669 --> 01:13:03,679
like they they show up to find ghosts

1898
01:13:09,910 --> 01:13:07,679
but in this like dave and dave thomas

1899
01:13:12,229 --> 01:13:09,920
it doesn't say he was like hired to bust

1900
01:13:13,510 --> 01:13:12,239
the ghosts like to get rid of them he's

1901
01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:13,520
doing only he's doing it on his own

1902
01:13:17,189 --> 01:13:15,760
accord for free but he's not busting him

1903
01:13:19,590 --> 01:13:17,199
he's not removing them he's just

1904
01:13:21,830 --> 01:13:19,600
investigating them

1905
01:13:24,310 --> 01:13:21,840
there's no busting there's just

1906
01:13:26,390 --> 01:13:24,320
ghosting he's just going there to find

1907
01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:26,400
the ghosts not really to in into

1908
01:13:31,350 --> 01:13:28,080
documenting he's not really going there

1909
01:13:33,030 --> 01:13:31,360
to to try to rid their spirits

1910
01:13:34,070 --> 01:13:33,040
maybe that's why the ghost is yelling at

1911
01:13:35,669 --> 01:13:34,080
him then

1912
01:13:37,430 --> 01:13:35,679
yeah he's

1913
01:13:39,750 --> 01:13:37,440
lazy yeah come on man you're a

1914
01:13:40,950 --> 01:13:39,760
ghostbuster you're terrible at this yeah

1915
01:13:42,470 --> 01:13:40,960
all right

1916
01:13:44,310 --> 01:13:42,480
i mean that's all i mean that's a

1917
01:13:46,470 --> 01:13:44,320
curious one i'm surprised there's not

1918
01:13:49,189 --> 01:13:46,480
any uh

1919
01:13:51,510 --> 01:13:49,199
evp electro

1920
01:13:53,189 --> 01:13:51,520
voice recordings of this

1921
01:13:55,189 --> 01:13:53,199
like your microphone

1922
01:13:57,110 --> 01:13:55,199
i mean if you go there with a recorder

1923
01:13:58,950 --> 01:13:57,120
you can pick up anomalies oh something

1924
01:14:01,510 --> 01:13:58,960
like your phone by electro voice

1925
01:14:03,669 --> 01:14:01,520
oh yeah mike yeah yeah it's true

1926
01:14:05,350 --> 01:14:03,679
uh but just take a tape recorder there

1927
01:14:06,950 --> 01:14:05,360
or some kind of digital recorder and you

1928
01:14:08,870 --> 01:14:06,960
can pick up

1929
01:14:12,390 --> 01:14:08,880
weird things that are not audible by the

1930
01:14:13,830 --> 01:14:12,400
human uh ear when you're in that area

1931
01:14:15,189 --> 01:14:13,840
upon playback you probably can hear some

1932
01:14:16,630 --> 01:14:15,199
stuff

1933
01:14:18,470 --> 01:14:16,640
i don't know i want to hear that i don't

1934
01:14:19,990 --> 01:14:18,480
hear the ghost yelling at people that's

1935
01:14:21,590 --> 01:14:20,000
what i want to hear i want to hear that

1936
01:14:23,830 --> 01:14:21,600
on tape

1937
01:14:26,550 --> 01:14:23,840
maybe there is a youtube of it but i

1938
01:14:28,390 --> 01:14:26,560
don't know i haven't looked yet

1939
01:14:29,750 --> 01:14:28,400
i don't know we'll find out ghost lady

1940
01:14:33,189 --> 01:14:29,760
yelling

1941
01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:33,199
at

1942
01:14:37,510 --> 01:14:34,480
somerset

1943
01:14:39,130 --> 01:14:37,520
ghost you goddamn accuser yeah you

1944
01:14:41,270 --> 01:14:39,140
goddamn [\h__\h] accuser

1945
01:14:42,550 --> 01:14:41,280
[Laughter]

1946
01:14:44,870 --> 01:14:42,560
do i have that i don't know there

1947
01:14:46,550 --> 01:14:44,880
there's those are somewhere

1948
01:14:48,550 --> 01:14:46,560
oh what the heck would you have called

1949
01:14:51,430 --> 01:14:48,560
those uh

1950
01:14:53,669 --> 01:14:51,440
they're somewhere uh i think

1951
01:14:55,510 --> 01:14:53,679
[\h__\h] out of here you [\h__\h] accuser

1952
01:14:56,470 --> 01:14:55,520
yeah hit sir this is that the meijer

1953
01:14:58,229 --> 01:14:56,480
lady

1954
01:14:59,030 --> 01:14:58,239
uh yeah meyer you have meyer spelled

1955
01:15:00,390 --> 01:14:59,040
with

1956
01:15:02,950 --> 01:15:00,400
you're missing the first e that's why

1957
01:15:04,950 --> 01:15:02,960
yeah i don't need him white here

1958
01:15:09,189 --> 01:15:04,960
he's got no time for that he just slows

1959
01:15:15,110 --> 01:15:11,590
accuser of the [\h__\h] brethren you

1960
01:15:17,350 --> 01:15:15,120
[\h__\h] oh god that loser

1961
01:15:19,030 --> 01:15:17,360
of the [\h__\h] brethren yeah i forgot

1962
01:15:22,830 --> 01:15:19,040
about that and the third one here

1963
01:15:25,430 --> 01:15:22,840
[\h__\h] accuser there we go he was

1964
01:15:26,950 --> 01:15:25,440
good he was upset yeah she was very

1965
01:15:28,790 --> 01:15:26,960
upset

1966
01:15:30,630 --> 01:15:28,800
i remember she was standing in line at

1967
01:15:33,189 --> 01:15:30,640
myers and

1968
01:15:34,470 --> 01:15:33,199
like there she was like yelling at a guy

1969
01:15:36,149 --> 01:15:34,480
and i don't think she was there buying

1970
01:15:38,550 --> 01:15:36,159
anything that's why i think they asked

1971
01:15:40,630 --> 01:15:38,560
her to leave she's actually a ghost

1972
01:15:42,630 --> 01:15:40,640
who haunts this the express line at

1973
01:15:44,870 --> 01:15:42,640
myers i remember sam you're gonna have

1974
01:15:47,350 --> 01:15:44,880
to leave she was a healthy looking ghost

1975
01:15:48,390 --> 01:15:47,360
you put on a few pounds

1976
01:15:51,270 --> 01:15:48,400
like there's not like a lot of

1977
01:15:52,630 --> 01:15:51,280
overweight ghosts that i've noticed

1978
01:15:56,709 --> 01:15:52,640
well what maybe she doesn't know she's a

1979
01:15:59,590 --> 01:15:58,470
all right one one more story correctly

1980
01:16:01,350 --> 01:15:59,600
one more okay

1981
01:16:03,110 --> 01:16:01,360
i'm gonna skip to this one i've got two

1982
01:16:04,630 --> 01:16:03,120
versions of this story depending on how

1983
01:16:06,470 --> 01:16:04,640
it how it gets covered one is coming

1984
01:16:07,430 --> 01:16:06,480
from the actual company itself which is

1985
01:16:09,830 --> 01:16:07,440
um

1986
01:16:11,590 --> 01:16:09,840
i'm skeptical of but you were just in

1987
01:16:13,270 --> 01:16:11,600
florida and this is the sort of

1988
01:16:16,229 --> 01:16:13,280
shenanigans you could have had if you

1989
01:16:17,350 --> 01:16:16,239
went to the other park

1990
01:16:20,870 --> 01:16:17,360
uh

1991
01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:20,880
drunken naked brawl breaks out

1992
01:16:24,709 --> 01:16:23,760
at disney world in wild

1993
01:16:27,030 --> 01:16:24,719
scene

1994
01:16:28,790 --> 01:16:27,040
that's some good news on that front

1995
01:16:30,390 --> 01:16:28,800
wow you guys are at the wrong park yeah

1996
01:16:32,470 --> 01:16:30,400
we are universal we should have went

1997
01:16:34,550 --> 01:16:32,480
down to uh

1998
01:16:35,510 --> 01:16:34,560
disneyland right across the street

1999
01:16:37,510 --> 01:16:35,520
yeah

2000
01:16:39,430 --> 01:16:37,520
okay

2001
01:16:40,950 --> 01:16:39,440
let's see here uh a jerry springer-style

2002
01:16:44,229 --> 01:16:40,960
brawl broke out of disney world between

2003
01:16:46,630 --> 01:16:44,239
a pair of drunken naked sisters come in

2004
01:16:50,229 --> 01:16:46,640
naked

2005
01:16:52,630 --> 01:16:50,239
uh culminating in the duo tussling

2006
01:16:58,870 --> 01:16:52,640
in the bushes after one slipped on the

2007
01:17:03,350 --> 01:17:00,870
is that that's a cartoon right there

2008
01:17:04,310 --> 01:17:03,360
that is just uh what what cartoons do

2009
01:17:06,310 --> 01:17:04,320
yeah

2010
01:17:08,310 --> 01:17:06,320
there we go

2011
01:17:10,630 --> 01:17:08,320
slip it on bomb flying through the air

2012
01:17:17,830 --> 01:17:10,640
anything more like this one right

2013
01:17:23,030 --> 01:17:18,709
the new

2014
01:17:25,510 --> 01:17:23,040
reads like a plot from the episode of

2015
01:17:29,750 --> 01:17:25,520
the jersey shore according to

2016
01:17:31,510 --> 01:17:29,760
uh the disney blog wtw

2017
01:17:34,070 --> 01:17:31,520
and is the latest in the series of

2018
01:17:35,189 --> 01:17:34,080
headlining headline grabbing disputes or

2019
01:17:37,030 --> 01:17:35,199
dust-ups

2020
01:17:38,950 --> 01:17:37,040
at the orlando florida theme park well i

2021
01:17:40,310 --> 01:17:38,960
mean is it just a whole blog that covers

2022
01:17:42,630 --> 01:17:40,320
fights at disney world because i do

2023
01:17:44,470 --> 01:17:42,640
remember before the pandemic there was a

2024
01:17:46,870 --> 01:17:44,480
monster brawl that happened at disney

2025
01:17:49,189 --> 01:17:46,880
world people were pulling weaves and

2026
01:17:51,910 --> 01:17:49,199
like throwing [\h__\h] it was like

2027
01:17:54,229 --> 01:17:51,920
i remember like 10 people like brawling

2028
01:17:56,310 --> 01:17:54,239
at disney world 2019 what a year that

2029
01:17:58,229 --> 01:17:56,320
was well let's see you've got a fight at

2030
01:18:00,149 --> 01:17:58,239
disneyland toontown i'm looking for

2031
01:18:02,070 --> 01:18:00,159
video of that i'm looking i'm looking

2032
01:18:05,270 --> 01:18:02,080
for this video where someone's slipping

2033
01:18:06,630 --> 01:18:05,280
and vomit and then getting all pissed

2034
01:18:07,669 --> 01:18:06,640
i would be pissed if i slipped in some

2035
01:18:10,830 --> 01:18:07,679
vomit

2036
01:18:13,030 --> 01:18:10,840
well it sounds like they were already at

2037
01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:13,040
uh they were already at loggerheads let

2038
01:18:15,510 --> 01:18:13,610
me try this one

2039
01:18:16,709 --> 01:18:15,520
[Music]

2040
01:18:19,189 --> 01:18:16,719
uh they were already at loggerheads

2041
01:18:21,830 --> 01:18:19,199
before the vomit made an appearance

2042
01:18:23,830 --> 01:18:21,840
well the ill-fated evening started out

2043
01:18:27,030 --> 01:18:23,840
with the sisters who were tourists from

2044
01:18:28,790 --> 01:18:27,040
new jersey grabbing dinner at disney at

2045
01:18:30,550 --> 01:18:28,800
disney springs

2046
01:18:32,390 --> 01:18:30,560
at the steakhouse and then hitting the

2047
01:18:34,950 --> 01:18:32,400
irish pub for drinks according to

2048
01:18:37,270 --> 01:18:34,960
details recently revealed in florida

2049
01:18:40,229 --> 01:18:37,280
circuit court papers when the sisters

2050
01:18:41,750 --> 01:18:40,239
age 29 and 31 were ready to go back to

2051
01:18:44,070 --> 01:18:41,760
their hotel room

2052
01:18:46,229 --> 01:18:44,080
off of the resort property their phone

2053
01:18:48,550 --> 01:18:46,239
died and a disney security guard helped

2054
01:18:50,310 --> 01:18:48,560
them call an uber the uber driver

2055
01:18:51,430 --> 01:18:50,320
refused to take them saying they were

2056
01:18:53,990 --> 01:18:51,440
too drunk

2057
01:18:55,590 --> 01:18:54,000
so the security guard called a taxi

2058
01:18:57,430 --> 01:18:55,600
while they're waiting the pair began

2059
01:18:59,990 --> 01:18:57,440
arguing the older sister called the

2060
01:19:01,910 --> 01:19:00,000
younger sister a bad mom

2061
01:19:03,830 --> 01:19:01,920
and slapped her according to court

2062
01:19:05,990 --> 01:19:03,840
papers in return the younger sister

2063
01:19:07,270 --> 01:19:06,000
allegedly threatened to punch her he

2064
01:19:09,350 --> 01:19:07,280
just threatened

2065
01:19:13,270 --> 01:19:09,360
police from our orlando county sheriff

2066
01:19:15,990 --> 01:19:13,280
uh arrived around 12 40 a.m i mean

2067
01:19:18,070 --> 01:19:16,000
that's long after disney closed right

2068
01:19:19,750 --> 01:19:18,080
yeah how long were they where it sounds

2069
01:19:22,470 --> 01:19:19,760
like they were probably pregaming yeah

2070
01:19:24,149 --> 01:19:22,480
were they were they staying drunk i

2071
01:19:26,229 --> 01:19:24,159
guess i mean there are bars and

2072
01:19:28,070 --> 01:19:26,239
restaurants outside outside the theme

2073
01:19:28,950 --> 01:19:28,080
parks that stay open and so they're

2074
01:19:35,430 --> 01:19:28,960
probably

2075
01:19:39,030 --> 01:19:36,470
oh that

2076
01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:39,040
as the police arrived at 12 40 a.m to

2077
01:19:43,270 --> 01:19:41,120
find their younger sister screaming and

2078
01:19:44,310 --> 01:19:43,280
crying in tears near

2079
01:19:45,669 --> 01:19:44,320
uh

2080
01:19:46,790 --> 01:19:45,679
cirque du

2081
01:19:53,110 --> 01:19:46,800
sol

2082
01:19:55,189 --> 01:19:53,120
that's it

2083
01:19:56,630 --> 01:19:55,199
they're hanging out with the clowns yeah

2084
01:19:58,149 --> 01:19:56,640
they were like hey these guys do crazy

2085
01:20:00,070 --> 01:19:58,159
water acrobatics could just go drink

2086
01:20:01,430 --> 01:20:00,080
with them they look cool [\h__\h] clown

2087
01:20:07,750 --> 01:20:01,440
world

2088
01:20:09,510 --> 01:20:07,760
on the steps of okay uh

2089
01:20:10,790 --> 01:20:09,520
after attempting to calm the situation

2090
01:20:13,669 --> 01:20:10,800
the security manager said one of the

2091
01:20:15,430 --> 01:20:13,679
females slapped the other in the face

2092
01:20:17,430 --> 01:20:15,440
at that point both females began

2093
01:20:18,950 --> 01:20:17,440
punching and slapping and pulling each

2094
01:20:20,709 --> 01:20:18,960
other's hair

2095
01:20:22,550 --> 01:20:20,719
the security manager pulled the two

2096
01:20:24,950 --> 01:20:22,560
drunk women apart

2097
01:20:27,430 --> 01:20:24,960
but in true trasty reality show fashion

2098
01:20:29,830 --> 01:20:27,440
they rushed each other again

2099
01:20:31,990 --> 01:20:29,840
once separated both sisters

2100
01:20:35,669 --> 01:20:32,000
around each other slipped in the younger

2101
01:20:38,229 --> 01:20:35,679
sister's vomit then fell into the bushes

2102
01:20:39,910 --> 01:20:38,239
while still fighting

2103
01:20:42,310 --> 01:20:39,920
according to the security guard this

2104
01:20:44,550 --> 01:20:42,320
younger sister ran a few feet away and

2105
01:20:47,110 --> 01:20:44,560
took off her dress exposing her press

2106
01:20:56,470 --> 01:20:47,120
shortly after they began to punch each

2107
01:21:01,590 --> 01:20:58,790
uh evidently the pair were separate

2108
01:21:03,990 --> 01:21:01,600
eventually the pair were separated and

2109
01:21:06,149 --> 01:21:04,000
arrested disney didn't have video of the

2110
01:21:08,950 --> 01:21:06,159
brawl the report said adding why not

2111
01:21:11,350 --> 01:21:08,960
yeah why not always be recording disney

2112
01:21:12,229 --> 01:21:11,360
yeah come on they they the uh the

2113
01:21:13,510 --> 01:21:12,239
security guard should have shown him

2114
01:21:15,350 --> 01:21:13,520
he's like all right hold up hold on

2115
01:21:16,629 --> 01:21:15,360
ma'am just let me get my camera all

2116
01:21:18,310 --> 01:21:16,639
right now continue fighting this would

2117
01:21:20,310 --> 01:21:18,320
have a more satisfying conclusion than

2118
01:21:21,669 --> 01:21:20,320
the boba fett series i watched

2119
01:21:23,750 --> 01:21:21,679
but

2120
01:21:25,270 --> 01:21:23,760
this one's not on video

2121
01:21:27,110 --> 01:21:25,280
uh so disney didn't have video of the

2122
01:21:28,550 --> 01:21:27,120
brawl the report said it adding that

2123
01:21:30,629 --> 01:21:28,560
when the police questioned the younger

2124
01:21:32,709 --> 01:21:30,639
sister all she wanted to talk about was

2125
01:21:34,870 --> 01:21:32,719
how she didn't like her sister's

2126
01:21:35,750 --> 01:21:34,880
boyfriend okay the cops want to hear

2127
01:21:38,550 --> 01:21:35,760
that

2128
01:21:41,270 --> 01:21:38,560
both women were arrested for misdemeanor

2129
01:21:42,550 --> 01:21:41,280
domestic violence battery and disorderly

2130
01:21:44,390 --> 01:21:42,560
intoxication

2131
01:21:46,709 --> 01:21:44,400
states attorney office declined to

2132
01:21:48,070 --> 01:21:46,719
pursue criminal charges

2133
01:21:50,390 --> 01:21:48,080
wow

2134
01:21:51,910 --> 01:21:50,400
we declined to pursue criminal charges

2135
01:21:53,669 --> 01:21:51,920
my guess is that more like we didn't

2136
01:21:56,709 --> 01:21:53,679
want to be bothered with these women eta

2137
01:21:58,629 --> 01:21:56,719
sisters uh who did each of the sisters

2138
01:22:00,470 --> 01:21:58,639
who didn't sustain any injuries also

2139
01:22:02,790 --> 01:22:00,480
requested that the other not be

2140
01:22:04,870 --> 01:22:02,800
persecuted okay

2141
01:22:06,950 --> 01:22:04,880
i like it all's well the ends well now

2142
01:22:09,430 --> 01:22:06,960
that is a memory for

2143
01:22:11,669 --> 01:22:09,440
that's a memory for the trip right there

2144
01:22:12,870 --> 01:22:11,679
yeah did they stop and get um

2145
01:22:14,310 --> 01:22:12,880
uh the mickey mouse hats with their

2146
01:22:17,270 --> 01:22:14,320
names on it afterwards

2147
01:22:19,510 --> 01:22:17,280
uh they probably puked in the hats

2148
01:22:21,750 --> 01:22:19,520
it was a it was a vomit receptacle

2149
01:22:23,510 --> 01:22:21,760
i didn't so i because as they sent in

2150
01:22:25,350 --> 01:22:23,520
the story there's no uh video this one i

2151
01:22:27,270 --> 01:22:25,360
did find video of the other fight from

2152
01:22:29,270 --> 01:22:27,280
two years ago which was the big brawl

2153
01:22:30,629 --> 01:22:29,280
yeah that was huge

2154
01:22:31,830 --> 01:22:30,639
uh oops i didn't put it in the car shop

2155
01:22:34,629 --> 01:22:31,840
for you

2156
01:22:40,790 --> 01:22:38,070
fight at disney toontown

2157
01:22:43,590 --> 01:22:40,800
i'll bring this up on screen yeah

2158
01:22:46,709 --> 01:22:43,600
this is and this is a good one

2159
01:22:48,950 --> 01:22:46,719
and it's just people arguing

2160
01:22:50,870 --> 01:22:48,960
and i i think there's some yelling i'll

2161
01:22:58,830 --> 01:22:50,880
see if i can play this and we'll we'll

2162
01:22:58,840 --> 01:23:03,030
[Applause]

2163
01:23:15,670 --> 01:23:05,930
[Laughter]

2164
01:23:21,750 --> 01:23:16,710
[Applause]

2165
01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:34,709
they're running away fast

2166
01:23:34,719 --> 01:23:38,640
oh

2167
01:23:56,870 --> 01:23:45,030
[Applause]

2168
01:23:58,390 --> 01:23:56,880
[Music]

2169
01:23:59,910 --> 01:23:58,400
i like how there was a mobility scooter

2170
01:24:02,229 --> 01:23:59,920
in that one i wasn't sure how it was

2171
01:24:04,070 --> 01:24:02,239
involved but it was there it adds to the

2172
01:24:06,629 --> 01:24:04,080
mystery

2173
01:24:08,629 --> 01:24:06,639
we don't know who it's for

2174
01:24:10,550 --> 01:24:08,639
it's for the victor

2175
01:24:11,430 --> 01:24:10,560
you win the fight you get the scooter

2176
01:24:12,950 --> 01:24:11,440
how about this how about the

2177
01:24:14,790 --> 01:24:12,960
schwarzenegger news you want that one

2178
01:24:16,470 --> 01:24:14,800
yeah sure you you teased it up front

2179
01:24:18,709 --> 01:24:16,480
let's let's see if we can i did and

2180
01:24:21,270 --> 01:24:18,719
there's video for this so

2181
01:24:25,030 --> 01:24:21,280
okay makes mike happy yeah i don't if i

2182
01:24:29,110 --> 01:24:26,550
all right get all your shorts and

2183
01:24:31,590 --> 01:24:29,120
eclipse ready okay i got everything i

2184
01:24:32,790 --> 01:24:31,600
can all of them hit all the buttons so

2185
01:24:34,790 --> 01:24:32,800
is it the

2186
01:24:36,229 --> 01:24:34,800
the youtube thing right down there okay

2187
01:24:37,830 --> 01:24:36,239
so well that's that's the video it's a

2188
01:24:39,910 --> 01:24:37,840
promo but so there's a story in the

2189
01:24:41,990 --> 01:24:39,920
promo video for the event

2190
01:24:43,910 --> 01:24:42,000
well i i'm not seeing like a video a

2191
01:24:45,830 --> 01:24:43,920
story for the the actual news article

2192
01:24:48,310 --> 01:24:45,840
here no no there's no oh sorry yeah

2193
01:24:50,629 --> 01:24:48,320
there's not a story for the news article

2194
01:24:52,709 --> 01:24:50,639
there is the promo video for the event

2195
01:24:55,669 --> 01:24:52,719
they're actually the news articles i see

2196
01:24:57,669 --> 01:24:55,679
oh i see okay so

2197
01:24:58,790 --> 01:24:57,679
it's arnold schwarzenegger and logan

2198
01:25:02,229 --> 01:24:58,800
paul

2199
01:25:04,390 --> 01:25:02,239
are hosting a slap fighting

2200
01:25:06,149 --> 01:25:04,400
tournament

2201
01:25:08,629 --> 01:25:06,159
this seems ridiculous uh that's good

2202
01:25:10,310 --> 01:25:08,639
news i guess it is good news okay

2203
01:25:12,470 --> 01:25:10,320
uh should we play i guess we played a

2204
01:25:14,870 --> 01:25:12,480
promo yeah let's run the promo i guess

2205
01:25:16,470 --> 01:25:14,880
we played a promo we find out uh what

2206
01:25:18,550 --> 01:25:16,480
this is all about

2207
01:25:20,070 --> 01:25:18,560
i can't believe schwarzenegger really

2208
01:25:23,620 --> 01:25:20,080
needs that kind of money but okay here

2209
01:25:23,630 --> 01:25:37,830
[Applause]

2210
01:25:45,430 --> 01:25:41,610
he's literally a farmer

2211
01:25:48,149 --> 01:25:46,709
champion

2212
01:25:50,550 --> 01:25:48,159
never lost

2213
01:25:52,790 --> 01:25:50,560
my [\h__\h] mother's behind stress has

2214
01:25:57,189 --> 01:25:52,800
one of the most powerful slaps i've ever

2215
01:26:00,149 --> 01:25:58,550
no man it's just it's just a bunch of

2216
01:26:04,470 --> 01:26:00,159
people like slapping each other but

2217
01:26:09,590 --> 01:26:06,830
these are these are big

2218
01:26:11,510 --> 01:26:09,600
guys doing things

2219
01:26:13,590 --> 01:26:11,520
600 pounds of men

2220
01:26:16,550 --> 01:26:13,600
yeah they probably are very bare minimum

2221
01:26:20,550 --> 01:26:16,560
600 pounds 600 pounds of men probably

2222
01:26:22,390 --> 01:26:20,560
600 pounds of men yeah a 500 pounder

2223
01:26:23,590 --> 01:26:22,400
i would like to see a remake

2224
01:26:25,510 --> 01:26:23,600
because it's been

2225
01:26:28,310 --> 01:26:25,520
almost 40 years now believe it or not

2226
01:26:30,629 --> 01:26:28,320
i'd like to see a remake of over the top

2227
01:26:32,149 --> 01:26:30,639
but about slap fighting yeah i think

2228
01:26:33,590 --> 01:26:32,159
that i mean if this catches on you can

2229
01:26:35,669 --> 01:26:33,600
definitely see

2230
01:26:37,590 --> 01:26:35,679
hollywood trying to spin something like

2231
01:26:39,590 --> 01:26:37,600
that

2232
01:26:42,070 --> 01:26:39,600
so uh the latest entertainment venture

2233
01:26:44,310 --> 01:26:42,080
for arnold schwarzenegger the former

2234
01:26:47,270 --> 01:26:44,320
governor of california and star of more

2235
01:26:49,030 --> 01:26:47,280
than four dozen films as he teamed up

2236
01:26:51,430 --> 01:26:49,040
with youtube creator logan paul to

2237
01:26:53,350 --> 01:26:51,440
launch the slap fighting championship

2238
01:26:57,510 --> 01:26:53,360
next month featuring a roster of beefy

2239
01:27:01,430 --> 01:26:59,590
are you gonna watch this

2240
01:27:03,510 --> 01:27:01,440
uh you need to go read the next the next

2241
01:27:05,750 --> 01:27:03,520
sentence of the next um

2242
01:27:07,830 --> 01:27:05,760
paragraph all right howdy fellas

2243
01:27:15,700 --> 01:27:07,840
uh the slap fighting championship will

2244
01:27:15,710 --> 01:27:25,270
[Music]

2245
01:27:30,229 --> 01:27:27,750
uh in columbus ohio in live stream for

2246
01:27:31,669 --> 01:27:30,239
free on logan paul's youtube and

2247
01:27:32,990 --> 01:27:31,679
facebook channel

2248
01:27:36,310 --> 01:27:33,000
and on

2249
01:27:38,550 --> 01:27:36,320
fanimo.com the event is being staged by

2250
01:27:40,790 --> 01:27:38,560
poland based slap fighting promoter

2251
01:27:43,430 --> 01:27:40,800
punch down

2252
01:27:49,830 --> 01:27:46,229
uh quote prepare to watch some brutal

2253
01:27:51,590 --> 01:27:49,840
slaps march 5th with me and logan paul

2254
01:27:53,669 --> 01:27:51,600
live and free

2255
01:27:57,350 --> 01:27:53,679
on logan's youtube

2256
01:27:59,750 --> 01:27:57,360
okay stop being such a [\h__\h] [\h__\h]

2257
01:28:01,910 --> 01:27:59,760
uh paul's controversial youtuber i think

2258
01:28:04,310 --> 01:28:01,920
paul i think he's based out of ohio i

2259
01:28:08,310 --> 01:28:06,470
probably my neighbor i'm not i'm not 100

2260
01:28:10,709 --> 01:28:08,320
sure who logan paul is they say he's

2261
01:28:14,149 --> 01:28:10,719
he's he's a big youtuber he's got like

2262
01:28:16,149 --> 01:28:14,159
he's like 600 pounds big he he's he's i

2263
01:28:17,669 --> 01:28:16,159
don't know he could be 600 pounds a man

2264
01:28:19,350 --> 01:28:17,679
look at what logan yeah what's his last

2265
01:28:22,070 --> 01:28:19,360
name

2266
01:28:24,470 --> 01:28:22,080
600 pounds of men he's a controversial

2267
01:28:26,470 --> 01:28:24,480
youtuber and actor who mounted a boxing

2268
01:28:28,950 --> 01:28:26,480
career last year he sparred with floyd

2269
01:28:32,070 --> 01:28:28,960
mayweather in a pay-per-view event

2270
01:28:34,310 --> 01:28:32,080
uh paul who is 26 and schwarzenegger who

2271
01:28:37,590 --> 01:28:34,320
is 74 announced their partnership for a

2272
01:28:39,110 --> 01:28:37,600
slap fighting event on february 22nd

2273
01:28:40,310 --> 01:28:39,120
on paul's

2274
01:28:42,870 --> 01:28:40,320
his show

2275
01:28:45,590 --> 01:28:42,880
impulsive show

2276
01:28:48,629 --> 01:28:45,600
it ain't gonna work

2277
01:28:50,149 --> 01:28:48,639
uh okay so

2278
01:28:51,350 --> 01:28:50,159
now doesn't schwarzenegger does he still

2279
01:28:54,629 --> 01:28:51,360
do the schwarzenegger classic because

2280
01:28:56,790 --> 01:28:54,639
that's has always been in columbus

2281
01:28:59,430 --> 01:28:56,800
i i don't know like because uh the last

2282
01:29:02,350 --> 01:28:59,440
time i i thought that it was occurring

2283
01:29:04,950 --> 01:29:02,360
was during like

2284
01:29:06,229 --> 01:29:04,960
2020 right when the pandemic was was

2285
01:29:07,270 --> 01:29:06,239
kicking off

2286
01:29:09,430 --> 01:29:07,280
and

2287
01:29:11,189 --> 01:29:09,440
they got guilted into shutting it down

2288
01:29:14,310 --> 01:29:11,199
it was right there in march so it

2289
01:29:16,470 --> 01:29:14,320
actually feels like so this is march 5th

2290
01:29:19,590 --> 01:29:16,480
it feels like it's actually taking place

2291
01:29:22,229 --> 01:29:19,600
of the arnold schwarzenegger

2292
01:29:24,149 --> 01:29:22,239
fitness classic thing so

2293
01:29:25,350 --> 01:29:24,159
oh you're right the last one was in 2020

2294
01:29:26,790 --> 01:29:25,360
so maybe he's he said all right look

2295
01:29:28,229 --> 01:29:26,800
we're not going to do

2296
01:29:30,390 --> 01:29:28,239
bodybuilding and fitness it's just going

2297
01:29:32,310 --> 01:29:30,400
to be beefy men slapping each other

2298
01:29:34,950 --> 01:29:32,320
slapping the crap out of each other

2299
01:29:36,149 --> 01:29:34,960
while we stream it to logan paul's

2300
01:29:37,830 --> 01:29:36,159
website

2301
01:29:39,350 --> 01:29:37,840
so okay

2302
01:29:40,390 --> 01:29:39,360
i don't know i don't know if i would go

2303
01:29:42,390 --> 01:29:40,400
down for that

2304
01:29:44,709 --> 01:29:42,400
i'd watch it i don't know if i'm gonna

2305
01:29:46,870 --> 01:29:44,719
go see it in in person

2306
01:29:47,750 --> 01:29:46,880
you should be there in the front row

2307
01:29:49,669 --> 01:29:47,760
okay

2308
01:29:50,790 --> 01:29:49,679
i'll do it just

2309
01:29:53,030 --> 01:29:50,800
take a uh

2310
01:29:53,990 --> 01:29:53,040
um you need to take a bluetooth speaker

2311
01:29:56,149 --> 01:29:54,000
and play

2312
01:29:58,149 --> 01:29:56,159
uh drops for them i'll play drops and

2313
01:29:59,910 --> 01:29:58,159
i'll eat arby's right there

2314
01:30:01,189 --> 01:29:59,920
you sure slap them harder

2315
01:30:02,470 --> 01:30:01,199
during the entire slap term there's a

2316
01:30:04,149 --> 01:30:02,480
guy in the front row they get to see him

2317
01:30:06,149 --> 01:30:04,159
pounding arby's yeah you should have

2318
01:30:08,229 --> 01:30:06,159
slapped him real hard but you didn't do

2319
01:30:10,149 --> 01:30:08,239
that because you're you're [\h__\h] [\h__\h]

2320
01:30:11,830 --> 01:30:10,159
oh you're so okay i was just saying you

2321
01:30:13,910 --> 01:30:11,840
go you're thinking you can go and heckle

2322
01:30:15,830 --> 01:30:13,920
yeah [\h__\h] yeah i'm not sure i'd want to

2323
01:30:17,110 --> 01:30:15,840
heckle guys we're there to slap

2324
01:30:18,709 --> 01:30:17,120
they're and they're big dudes yeah i'm

2325
01:30:20,390 --> 01:30:18,719
not gonna heckle them they're they're

2326
01:30:22,149 --> 01:30:20,400
giant dudes who obviously aren't afraid

2327
01:30:24,390 --> 01:30:22,159
to hit somebody so

2328
01:30:25,830 --> 01:30:24,400
uh interesting story uh

2329
01:30:27,189 --> 01:30:25,840
i don't really know what to think about

2330
01:30:29,590 --> 01:30:27,199
this you know you got to appreciate

2331
01:30:31,270 --> 01:30:29,600
logan paul in his way to kind of

2332
01:30:32,870 --> 01:30:31,280
weasel his way back into the uh the

2333
01:30:34,390 --> 01:30:32,880
spotlight there

2334
01:30:36,229 --> 01:30:34,400
because he i think he's like when it

2335
01:30:39,189 --> 01:30:36,239
comes to like being

2336
01:30:40,950 --> 01:30:39,199
like funny or like good on the mic he's

2337
01:30:41,910 --> 01:30:40,960
he's pretty much a dud

2338
01:30:43,750 --> 01:30:41,920
but he does know how to create

2339
01:30:45,910 --> 01:30:43,760
controversy

2340
01:30:48,070 --> 01:30:45,920
he's the guy who went into the japanese

2341
01:30:49,830 --> 01:30:48,080
hanging i think

2342
01:30:51,590 --> 01:30:49,840
i think that was his brother maybe jake

2343
01:30:52,550 --> 01:30:51,600
paul logan paul i don't can't tell the

2344
01:30:56,550 --> 01:30:52,560
difference

2345
01:31:00,149 --> 01:30:58,790
uh there's so there's [\h__\h] there's a usa

2346
01:31:03,270 --> 01:31:00,159
today story about the same thing i was

2347
01:31:04,629 --> 01:31:03,280
just skinning through it um

2348
01:31:05,910 --> 01:31:04,639
and it says

2349
01:31:07,830 --> 01:31:05,920
paul said he actually considered

2350
01:31:10,229 --> 01:31:07,840
competing in a slap fighting event in

2351
01:31:11,910 --> 01:31:10,239
russia

2352
01:31:13,750 --> 01:31:11,920
but paul ultimately decided not to

2353
01:31:16,550 --> 01:31:13,760
compete i was too scared of getting my

2354
01:31:19,110 --> 01:31:16,560
brain slapped out of my head so i backed

2355
01:31:20,950 --> 01:31:19,120
out i i probably did one of the smartest

2356
01:31:23,590 --> 01:31:20,960
moves he's he's probably done

2357
01:31:25,910 --> 01:31:23,600
i mean these people hit hard i mean you

2358
01:31:27,270 --> 01:31:25,920
can get knocked out when you do this

2359
01:31:28,709 --> 01:31:27,280
it's like it's not like there's like i

2360
01:31:30,870 --> 01:31:28,719
don't think there's a boxing glove to

2361
01:31:33,270 --> 01:31:30,880
really protect you from that impact and

2362
01:31:34,870 --> 01:31:33,280
these dudes just wind up and haul off

2363
01:31:36,870 --> 01:31:34,880
and you probably get you'll probably see

2364
01:31:39,830 --> 01:31:36,880
like a lot of knockouts during that

2365
01:31:41,750 --> 01:31:39,840
match which i will watch

2366
01:31:44,629 --> 01:31:41,760
now now you talked me into a cratchit

2367
01:31:47,030 --> 01:31:44,639
now i want to see this

2368
01:31:49,669 --> 01:31:47,040
the uh so the usa today article has a

2369
01:31:52,470 --> 01:31:49,679
video um i guess it's a greatest no pun

2370
01:31:54,149 --> 01:31:52,480
intended it's the greatest hits um

2371
01:31:56,070 --> 01:31:54,159
of a guy by the name of vasily the

2372
01:31:57,270 --> 01:31:56,080
dumpling who apparently is known for

2373
01:31:59,510 --> 01:31:57,280
this

2374
01:32:01,110 --> 01:31:59,520
oh okay uh it's five minutes long but i

2375
01:32:02,709 --> 01:32:01,120
did find uh schwarzenegger talking about

2376
01:32:04,310 --> 01:32:02,719
this here it is but i hope you leave

2377
01:32:08,229 --> 01:32:04,320
enough room for my hawk because i'm

2378
01:32:09,830 --> 01:32:08,239
going to ram it into your smoothie okay

2379
01:32:11,430 --> 01:32:09,840
i don't think that's that's that's

2380
01:32:13,110 --> 01:32:11,440
outside the rules yeah he gets

2381
01:32:15,830 --> 01:32:13,120
disqualified in the first round you

2382
01:32:17,830 --> 01:32:15,840
don't ram people with your [\h__\h]

2383
01:32:18,950 --> 01:32:17,840
but uh you know he

2384
01:32:23,830 --> 01:32:18,960
marches to the beat of a different

2385
01:32:26,229 --> 01:32:24,709
what

2386
01:32:27,510 --> 01:32:26,239
if there's a slap fighting contest but

2387
01:32:28,709 --> 01:32:27,520
you gotta pull down your pants in order

2388
01:32:31,750 --> 01:32:28,719
to do it that's a whole different thing

2389
01:32:34,870 --> 01:32:33,189
i think that that's a whole different

2390
01:32:38,950 --> 01:32:34,880
kind of festival okay it's like more of

2391
01:32:42,390 --> 01:32:40,390
less sword fighting going on at this

2392
01:32:44,149 --> 01:32:42,400
conversation arnold but i hope you leave

2393
01:32:47,910 --> 01:32:44,159
enough room for my stomach because i'm

2394
01:32:49,510 --> 01:32:47,920
going to ram it into your spine

2395
01:32:51,110 --> 01:32:49,520
make any sense

2396
01:32:53,590 --> 01:32:51,120
uh i i was going to say on the on the

2397
01:32:55,270 --> 01:32:53,600
sword fighting concept um

2398
01:32:57,350 --> 01:32:55,280
if they've gone from the arnold classic

2399
01:32:59,189 --> 01:32:57,360
about weightlifting to slap fighting how

2400
01:33:01,270 --> 01:32:59,199
long until they get to sword fighting

2401
01:33:02,709 --> 01:33:01,280
yeah i think it's in three or four years

2402
01:33:04,870 --> 01:33:02,719
or next year

2403
01:33:06,390 --> 01:33:04,880
i i think it's right around the corner i

2404
01:33:08,310 --> 01:33:06,400
think we're we're we're in the

2405
01:33:11,030 --> 01:33:08,320
quickening right now where we're going

2406
01:33:13,590 --> 01:33:11,040
to one world government and then slap

2407
01:33:15,750 --> 01:33:13,600
fighting then and then sword play it's

2408
01:33:17,189 --> 01:33:15,760
just crazy and then ufos are going to be

2409
01:33:18,629 --> 01:33:17,199
coming it's like why are these guys

2410
01:33:20,709 --> 01:33:18,639
slapping each other with their dicks out

2411
01:33:22,229 --> 01:33:20,719
like this is not the kind of plan

2412
01:33:24,470 --> 01:33:22,239
parties you remember where did these

2413
01:33:27,430 --> 01:33:24,480
things go the tickle parties and the

2414
01:33:29,110 --> 01:33:27,440
cuddling things yeah

2415
01:33:31,830 --> 01:33:29,120
what happened to those days we could go

2416
01:33:34,070 --> 01:33:31,840
on craigslist and find a cuddle party

2417
01:33:36,790 --> 01:33:34,080
weren't those the days those were the

2418
01:33:38,470 --> 01:33:36,800
days only for the fully faxed

2419
01:33:41,030 --> 01:33:38,480
yeah

2420
01:33:43,830 --> 01:33:41,040
you need to be boosted for the cuddle

2421
01:33:45,189 --> 01:33:43,840
extra booster hey uh speaking of um

2422
01:33:46,870 --> 01:33:45,199
things going downhill we're in the

2423
01:33:49,110 --> 01:33:46,880
quickening um here's a story that'll

2424
01:33:51,030 --> 01:33:49,120
interest you guys okay and this one came

2425
01:33:57,990 --> 01:33:51,040
from

2426
01:34:02,870 --> 01:33:59,350
uh certain

2427
01:34:05,189 --> 01:34:02,880
particle smashers to turn back on

2428
01:34:08,390 --> 01:34:05,199
to turn back on

2429
01:34:11,350 --> 01:34:08,400
at uh record power in march this one

2430
01:34:13,270 --> 01:34:11,360
made me angry oh man man i got mixed

2431
01:34:15,990 --> 01:34:13,280
emotions about this one it's like is

2432
01:34:18,470 --> 01:34:16,000
there not enough going on no we gotta

2433
01:34:20,790 --> 01:34:18,480
smash more particles joe

2434
01:34:21,910 --> 01:34:20,800
yeah let's open up a black hole on the

2435
01:34:25,990 --> 01:34:21,920
you know

2436
01:34:27,510 --> 01:34:26,000
on on our planet yeah well uh good news

2437
01:34:28,870 --> 01:34:27,520
soon's large

2438
01:34:30,790 --> 01:34:28,880
cern's large

2439
01:34:33,669 --> 01:34:30,800
hadron collider

2440
01:34:36,070 --> 01:34:33,679
will turn back on in march and a few

2441
01:34:38,470 --> 01:34:36,080
weeks later we'll start smashing

2442
01:34:40,950 --> 01:34:38,480
subatomic particles together again and

2443
01:34:42,629 --> 01:34:40,960
nearly double its previous power helping

2444
01:34:44,070 --> 01:34:42,639
scientists hunt for clues about the

2445
01:34:46,790 --> 01:34:44,080
universe the world's biggest particle

2446
01:34:49,510 --> 01:34:46,800
collider located near geneva

2447
01:34:50,470 --> 01:34:49,520
has been undergoing two year a two year

2448
01:34:53,590 --> 01:34:50,480
refit

2449
01:34:57,510 --> 01:34:53,600
and work is now in full swing to start

2450
01:34:59,270 --> 01:34:57,520
circulating protons again okay so uh

2451
01:35:00,390 --> 01:34:59,280
what day on march i wanna i of want to

2452
01:35:02,390 --> 01:35:00,400
know is it

2453
01:35:04,229 --> 01:35:02,400
please be march 5th the same yeah

2454
01:35:05,189 --> 01:35:04,239
fighting competition

2455
01:35:08,790 --> 01:35:05,199
like

2456
01:35:11,510 --> 01:35:08,800
they slap so hard it resonates particles

2457
01:35:15,270 --> 01:35:11,520
that saw at cern in a black hole or the

2458
01:35:17,590 --> 01:35:15,280
universe splits in some way

2459
01:35:19,430 --> 01:35:17,600
they slap so hard it turned on the lhc

2460
01:35:21,030 --> 01:35:19,440
something like there's so many weird

2461
01:35:21,990 --> 01:35:21,040
coincidences that happen in this

2462
01:35:23,830 --> 01:35:22,000
universe

2463
01:35:26,310 --> 01:35:23,840
i i think that their the simulation

2464
01:35:27,669 --> 01:35:26,320
theory is is more and more correct at

2465
01:35:29,590 --> 01:35:27,679
this point with the amount of

2466
01:35:32,870 --> 01:35:29,600
coincidences that happen

2467
01:35:34,629 --> 01:35:32,880
um that maybe like it's so improbable

2468
01:35:37,990 --> 01:35:34,639
that this could happen it actually might

2469
01:35:40,310 --> 01:35:38,000
happen as a particle smash that cern

2470
01:35:42,790 --> 01:35:40,320
simultaneously someone at the arnold

2471
01:35:46,229 --> 01:35:42,800
slap-a-thon gets hit and a chain

2472
01:35:47,910 --> 01:35:46,239
reaction of cataclysmic unlikely events

2473
01:35:50,470 --> 01:35:47,920
starts to happen

2474
01:35:55,510 --> 01:35:50,480
by the way that's a far better name

2475
01:36:01,510 --> 01:35:56,790
because that that refers to something

2476
01:36:06,229 --> 01:36:02,950
there's joe rogan

2477
01:36:07,990 --> 01:36:06,239
ringside here we are today fourteen

2478
01:36:10,470 --> 01:36:08,000
at the same time in the background just

2479
01:36:11,910 --> 01:36:10,480
here

2480
01:36:13,430 --> 01:36:11,920
well i mean

2481
01:36:15,750 --> 01:36:13,440
i guess it would be an endurance

2482
01:36:17,030 --> 01:36:15,760
competition it's like how long could you

2483
01:36:19,270 --> 01:36:17,040
be

2484
01:36:24,709 --> 01:36:19,280
slapped you know it could go on for

2485
01:36:28,629 --> 01:36:26,629
it's like it's the slap-a-thon you know

2486
01:36:30,860 --> 01:36:28,639
oh

2487
01:36:37,750 --> 01:36:30,870
got a long way to go today

2488
01:36:42,390 --> 01:36:38,870
by alex

2489
01:36:43,590 --> 01:36:42,400
right there

2490
01:36:45,830 --> 01:36:43,600
is that the only time he's ever said

2491
01:36:47,510 --> 01:36:45,840
slap that we pulled uh no they want a

2492
01:36:49,430 --> 01:36:47,520
bad boy that'll slap him around a little

2493
01:36:50,629 --> 01:36:49,440
bit

2494
01:36:52,870 --> 01:36:50,639
all right

2495
01:36:55,109 --> 01:36:52,880
i also got this one

2496
01:36:57,030 --> 01:36:55,119
you need to be slapped upside your dumb

2497
01:36:58,709 --> 01:36:57,040
ass head for your own good all right

2498
01:37:02,950 --> 01:36:58,719
okay

2499
01:37:03,669 --> 01:37:02,960
with their penises out probably yes

2500
01:37:06,470 --> 01:37:03,679
my

2501
01:37:08,070 --> 01:37:06,480
slap sound effect right there well i

2502
01:37:09,910 --> 01:37:08,080
mean uh

2503
01:37:11,189 --> 01:37:09,920
it looks like that that the slap news

2504
01:37:12,390 --> 01:37:11,199
story got a lot more traction than we

2505
01:37:14,229 --> 01:37:12,400
thought it would

2506
01:37:15,510 --> 01:37:14,239
i think this well that's what caught my

2507
01:37:17,910 --> 01:37:15,520
eye so you got schwarzenegger involved

2508
01:37:19,510 --> 01:37:17,920
in a slap-a-thon yeah

2509
01:37:21,030 --> 01:37:19,520
actually it is a slap tournament it's

2510
01:37:21,910 --> 01:37:21,040
that fighting tournament we you know did

2511
01:37:28,950 --> 01:37:21,920
we

2512
01:37:30,629 --> 01:37:28,960
got down that far and it doesn't say in

2513
01:37:32,070 --> 01:37:30,639
this at all

2514
01:37:33,189 --> 01:37:32,080
if it's a tournament there's got to be a

2515
01:37:35,189 --> 01:37:33,199
prize

2516
01:37:37,910 --> 01:37:35,199
i would think so does a backhand count

2517
01:37:39,830 --> 01:37:37,920
as a slap so you could do like a one-two

2518
01:37:41,750 --> 01:37:39,840
punch kind of a deal or is the backhand

2519
01:37:43,189 --> 01:37:41,760
a backhand and the slap is only the same

2520
01:37:44,470 --> 01:37:43,199
i don't know the rules on the on the

2521
01:37:46,390 --> 01:37:44,480
slapping

2522
01:37:47,750 --> 01:37:46,400
i i think it's got to be with your palm

2523
01:37:49,430 --> 01:37:47,760
because the backhand you're going to hit

2524
01:37:50,390 --> 01:37:49,440
with i honestly i don't know i mean that

2525
01:37:52,229 --> 01:37:50,400
would hurt

2526
01:37:53,590 --> 01:37:52,239
too much right

2527
01:37:55,350 --> 01:37:53,600
yeah but i do think you have to have

2528
01:37:57,030 --> 01:37:55,360
your penises out to slap another oh

2529
01:37:59,030 --> 01:37:57,040
that's a given at this point we think

2530
01:38:01,669 --> 01:37:59,040
that's part of the rules that's i think

2531
01:38:04,070 --> 01:38:01,679
that i just assume

2532
01:38:05,510 --> 01:38:04,080
it's an unspoken rule it's like if i

2533
01:38:07,510 --> 01:38:05,520
were to enter the competition which i

2534
01:38:08,390 --> 01:38:07,520
will do i'll walk in there with my pants

2535
01:38:10,709 --> 01:38:08,400
down

2536
01:38:12,390 --> 01:38:10,719
oh i'll walk on there but

2537
01:38:14,550 --> 01:38:12,400
i'm in there with my pants around my

2538
01:38:16,149 --> 01:38:14,560
ankles i'll just waddle on stage

2539
01:38:17,350 --> 01:38:16,159
what do they they call that the walkout

2540
01:38:18,149 --> 01:38:17,360
at the um

2541
01:38:19,669 --> 01:38:18,159
uh

2542
01:38:21,990 --> 01:38:19,679
for wrestlers so you got to have like a

2543
01:38:24,629 --> 01:38:22,000
whole entrance and a theme and yours is

2544
01:38:25,910 --> 01:38:24,639
to for some tear off pants and just

2545
01:38:27,669 --> 01:38:25,920
drop trowel

2546
01:38:30,870 --> 01:38:27,679
and waddle out there

2547
01:38:32,629 --> 01:38:30,880
not break eye contact the whole time

2548
01:38:34,149 --> 01:38:32,639
so on the the usa today story they don't

2549
01:38:36,709 --> 01:38:34,159
even say what the prize is now i'm

2550
01:38:38,629 --> 01:38:36,719
really curious what is it a cash prize

2551
01:38:40,790 --> 01:38:38,639
is it like just a gift certificate to

2552
01:38:42,870 --> 01:38:40,800
arby's get to have dinner with arnold

2553
01:38:44,390 --> 01:38:42,880
schwarzenegger arnold will take you to

2554
01:38:47,590 --> 01:38:44,400
any fast food restaurant you want as

2555
01:38:49,270 --> 01:38:47,600
long as it's arby's yeah okay

2556
01:38:51,350 --> 01:38:49,280
let's do it uh

2557
01:38:54,310 --> 01:38:51,360
excuse me but i was just taking a shower

2558
01:38:57,030 --> 01:38:54,320
no get out we're going to arby's

2559
01:38:59,270 --> 01:38:57,040
so by the way this story does confirm

2560
01:39:01,590 --> 01:38:59,280
uh that the the um

2561
01:39:03,750 --> 01:39:01,600
the slap competition

2562
01:39:07,350 --> 01:39:03,760
will take place as part of the annual

2563
01:39:11,030 --> 01:39:07,360
arnold schwarzenegger sports festival

2564
01:39:16,790 --> 01:39:13,910
so i guess he's integrating this

2565
01:39:19,109 --> 01:39:16,800
he's integrating this event into the uh

2566
01:39:23,750 --> 01:39:19,119
into all the shenanigans there so it's

2567
01:39:27,109 --> 01:39:23,760
part of the arnold classic it says okay

2568
01:39:28,870 --> 01:39:27,119
there is no bathroom hey how in the

2569
01:39:31,270 --> 01:39:28,880
world did the arnold [\h__\h] happen in

2570
01:39:33,189 --> 01:39:31,280
columbus ohio do you think lex waxner

2571
01:39:35,590 --> 01:39:33,199
and the pedophile [\h__\h] has anything to

2572
01:39:37,830 --> 01:39:35,600
do with it i don't know i i have because

2573
01:39:40,229 --> 01:39:37,840
i used to work downtown and so every

2574
01:39:41,910 --> 01:39:40,239
year that the arnold classic would come

2575
01:39:43,430 --> 01:39:41,920
through town i would try to go across

2576
01:39:44,950 --> 01:39:43,440
the street to convention center to try

2577
01:39:46,070 --> 01:39:44,960
to you know get some food at the food

2578
01:39:47,830 --> 01:39:46,080
court i thought you would say to try to

2579
01:39:49,990 --> 01:39:47,840
enter but try to enter with my i'd go

2580
01:39:51,990 --> 01:39:50,000
across through my pants down

2581
01:39:54,390 --> 01:39:52,000
praying someone would notice my physique

2582
01:39:56,550 --> 01:39:54,400
but no one did but all the bodybuilder

2583
01:39:58,470 --> 01:39:56,560
builders would flood town and they would

2584
01:40:00,229 --> 01:39:58,480
buy up every piece of chicken in the

2585
01:40:03,109 --> 01:40:00,239
joints you couldn't order

2586
01:40:05,669 --> 01:40:03,119
chicken in downtown columbus for the

2587
01:40:07,510 --> 01:40:05,679
duration of the arnold classic and i did

2588
01:40:11,030 --> 01:40:07,520
hear so i had some friends who were

2589
01:40:12,470 --> 01:40:11,040
waiters and waitresses and um one day uh

2590
01:40:17,590 --> 01:40:12,480
schwarzenegger came in and they said he

2591
01:40:20,229 --> 01:40:17,600
was very nice and he left huge tips

2592
01:40:21,990 --> 01:40:20,239
you want to [\h__\h] me

2593
01:40:23,590 --> 01:40:22,000
that's right i mean harry is a nice guy

2594
01:40:26,790 --> 01:40:23,600
you know

2595
01:40:28,550 --> 01:40:26,800
i do not want to touch his ass

2596
01:40:30,070 --> 01:40:28,560
that's what i got on arnold in the

2597
01:40:31,750 --> 01:40:30,080
arnold classic

2598
01:40:34,470 --> 01:40:31,760
and everyone walks around everyone every

2599
01:40:39,910 --> 01:40:34,480
bodybuilder has mc hamer pants and wears

2600
01:40:43,350 --> 01:40:41,990
uh so this this does say all right this

2601
01:40:44,870 --> 01:40:43,360
is this is confused i'm trying to i'm

2602
01:40:46,390 --> 01:40:44,880
trying to determine to joe's question

2603
01:40:47,270 --> 01:40:46,400
what's the history of the arnold classic

2604
01:40:51,109 --> 01:40:47,280
in

2605
01:40:52,950 --> 01:40:51,119
then also the prize they say the first

2606
01:40:54,070 --> 01:40:52,960
prize for the overall arnold sports

2607
01:40:55,830 --> 01:40:54,080
festival

2608
01:41:00,149 --> 01:40:55,840
is a hundred and thirty thousand dollars

2609
01:41:02,950 --> 01:41:00,159
a hummer and a uh a new watch but

2610
01:41:06,629 --> 01:41:02,960
i'll give you ten thousand dollars

2611
01:41:11,270 --> 01:41:08,629
um what the what the prize is for

2612
01:41:14,629 --> 01:41:11,280
slapping somebody though yeah because i

2613
01:41:17,669 --> 01:41:14,639
think arnold doesn't he he owns a stake

2614
01:41:20,070 --> 01:41:17,679
in hummer the the that car company so

2615
01:41:22,229 --> 01:41:20,080
it's a steak he gets it he owns a steak

2616
01:41:24,790 --> 01:41:22,239
it's delicious because he's so concerned

2617
01:41:27,030 --> 01:41:24,800
about climate change

2618
01:41:28,070 --> 01:41:27,040
yeah

2619
01:41:29,350 --> 01:41:28,080
okay

2620
01:41:31,189 --> 01:41:29,360
yeah so there's a

2621
01:41:33,590 --> 01:41:31,199
now i'm in the wiki page of this and

2622
01:41:35,669 --> 01:41:33,600
there's a section called history which

2623
01:41:37,830 --> 01:41:35,679
does not give the history

2624
01:41:39,830 --> 01:41:37,840
of the event

2625
01:41:40,870 --> 01:41:39,840
well calm down calm down hold on there a

2626
01:41:42,550 --> 01:41:40,880
minute

2627
01:41:45,590 --> 01:41:42,560
so

2628
01:41:46,790 --> 01:41:45,600
thanks a lot pool boy um

2629
01:41:48,149 --> 01:41:46,800
i don't why would you have a section

2630
01:41:50,310 --> 01:41:48,159
called history that doesn't give there's

2631
01:41:52,310 --> 01:41:50,320
no history all right

2632
01:41:53,669 --> 01:41:52,320
aggravating i don't know do you have a

2633
01:41:56,709 --> 01:41:53,679
you have another quick story that we can

2634
01:41:58,550 --> 01:41:56,719
get to another quick story yeah

2635
01:42:00,310 --> 01:41:58,560
well just a quick story because we spent

2636
01:42:02,229 --> 01:42:00,320
literally i think 20 minutes on arnold

2637
01:42:03,910 --> 01:42:02,239
schwarzenegger and

2638
01:42:05,910 --> 01:42:03,920
we totally ignored the destruction of

2639
01:42:06,950 --> 01:42:05,920
our universe with sar like cern starting

2640
01:42:08,870 --> 01:42:06,960
back up yeah

2641
01:42:10,629 --> 01:42:08,880
and we went right back to arnold i mean

2642
01:42:12,310 --> 01:42:10,639
that's just like ripping a band-aid off

2643
01:42:14,950 --> 01:42:12,320
it'll happen all right here we go so

2644
01:42:16,550 --> 01:42:14,960
this one this is this is short um but

2645
01:42:18,390 --> 01:42:16,560
still amusing and has an awesome photo

2646
01:42:19,750 --> 01:42:18,400
to go with it

2647
01:42:20,790 --> 01:42:19,760
okay we'll bring this up on screen

2648
01:42:22,950 --> 01:42:20,800
actually i think there may be a new

2649
01:42:25,910 --> 01:42:22,960
story with this one okay california man

2650
01:42:29,270 --> 01:42:25,920
uh arrested three times within 16 hours

2651
01:42:30,390 --> 01:42:29,280
uh that's good news i hate that man

2652
01:42:32,070 --> 01:42:30,400
i don't think there's a new story i'll

2653
01:42:33,830 --> 01:42:32,080
read this down i got to figure out how

2654
01:42:35,350 --> 01:42:33,840
prolific this guy is this guy's a real

2655
01:42:37,910 --> 01:42:35,360
champion

2656
01:42:40,790 --> 01:42:37,920
a man uh who's now in custody was

2657
01:42:42,470 --> 01:42:40,800
arrested three times within 16 hours

2658
01:42:44,709 --> 01:42:42,480
that's some good news on that front it

2659
01:42:46,550 --> 01:42:44,719
shows how efficient our criminal justice

2660
01:42:48,629 --> 01:42:46,560
system is

2661
01:42:51,430 --> 01:42:48,639
the first incident leading to his arrest

2662
01:42:53,510 --> 01:42:51,440
occurred at 3 a.m on february 13th when

2663
01:42:57,030 --> 01:42:53,520
patrol officers observed a man later

2664
01:42:58,950 --> 01:42:57,040
identified as 47 year old james

2665
01:43:00,070 --> 01:42:58,960
landrov

2666
01:43:03,189 --> 01:43:00,080
uh

2667
01:43:05,030 --> 01:43:03,199
landon of los angeles pacing in a

2668
01:43:08,310 --> 01:43:05,040
parking lot near the intersection of

2669
01:43:11,030 --> 01:43:08,320
colorado and louise street

2670
01:43:11,910 --> 01:43:11,040
the officers then observe uh landrun run

2671
01:43:15,830 --> 01:43:11,920
out

2672
01:43:17,590 --> 01:43:15,840
across

2673
01:43:21,510 --> 01:43:17,600
a crosswalk

2674
01:43:24,470 --> 01:43:21,520
against a solid don't walk sign officers

2675
01:43:26,070 --> 01:43:24,480
officers attempted to stop him uh for

2676
01:43:28,709 --> 01:43:26,080
the infraction but he ran from them

2677
01:43:31,109 --> 01:43:28,719
police said officers pursued uh pursued

2678
01:43:34,470 --> 01:43:31,119
him on foot caught up to him and after a

2679
01:43:36,149 --> 01:43:34,480
brief struggle detained him for

2680
01:43:37,510 --> 01:43:36,159
the observed violation so they got him

2681
01:43:42,390 --> 01:43:37,520
on jaywalking

2682
01:43:44,790 --> 01:43:42,400
holy [\h__\h]

2683
01:43:47,910 --> 01:43:44,800
all right

2684
01:43:49,430 --> 01:43:47,920
who gets arrested for jaywalking

2685
01:43:50,950 --> 01:43:49,440
i don't know

2686
01:43:52,629 --> 01:43:50,960
this guy

2687
01:43:56,310 --> 01:43:52,639
landron

2688
01:43:57,910 --> 01:43:56,320
uh upon arrival oh so okay uh so he was

2689
01:43:59,510 --> 01:43:57,920
a uh

2690
01:44:02,550 --> 01:43:59,520
this was 3 a.m so this is yeah so it's

2691
01:44:04,709 --> 01:44:02,560
3am officers uh they attempted to

2692
01:44:06,870 --> 01:44:04,719
okay i must have missed something right

2693
01:44:08,149 --> 01:44:06,880
here okay it's los angeles so this is

2694
01:44:09,750 --> 01:44:08,159
where it's like

2695
01:44:12,629 --> 01:44:09,760
yeah they'll let you walk out of a

2696
01:44:14,470 --> 01:44:12,639
grocery store or cvs with

2697
01:44:17,910 --> 01:44:14,480
whatever less than a thousand bucks

2698
01:44:21,510 --> 01:44:17,920
worth of crap but jaywalking hey

2699
01:44:24,070 --> 01:44:21,520
so uh langdon was arrested on suspicion

2700
01:44:25,510 --> 01:44:24,080
of extra obstruction prior to being

2701
01:44:27,189 --> 01:44:25,520
booked lyndon requested medical

2702
01:44:29,590 --> 01:44:27,199
attention and was transported to the

2703
01:44:31,750 --> 01:44:29,600
hospital for treatment landon was issued

2704
01:44:33,270 --> 01:44:31,760
a notice to appear in court at a later

2705
01:44:36,470 --> 01:44:33,280
date and released on a hospital later

2706
01:44:38,950 --> 01:44:36,480
the same day at 9 30 a.m officers

2707
01:44:40,390 --> 01:44:38,960
responded to a business at the 1400

2708
01:44:42,470 --> 01:44:40,400
block regarding a man who was

2709
01:44:44,149 --> 01:44:42,480
trespassing upon a arrival officers

2710
01:44:46,390 --> 01:44:44,159
located landon

2711
01:44:49,030 --> 01:44:46,400
who was determined that he

2712
01:44:50,229 --> 01:44:49,040
entered the who

2713
01:44:52,470 --> 01:44:50,239
and determined that he entered a

2714
01:44:54,070 --> 01:44:52,480
business and was attempting to gain

2715
01:44:56,629 --> 01:44:54,080
entry to a closed off area with a

2716
01:45:00,070 --> 01:44:56,639
screwdriver when he was interrupted by

2717
01:45:03,270 --> 01:45:00,080
an employee rudely interrupted

2718
01:45:09,990 --> 01:45:07,030
landon who who was subsequently arrested

2719
01:45:12,790 --> 01:45:10,000
and booked on suspicion of trespassing

2720
01:45:14,550 --> 01:45:12,800
uh but due to la county's emergency zero

2721
01:45:16,470 --> 01:45:14,560
dollar bail order

2722
01:45:18,550 --> 01:45:16,480
landon was released from custody within

2723
01:45:20,550 --> 01:45:18,560
three hours of being booked

2724
01:45:21,750 --> 01:45:20,560
and with a notice to appear in court at

2725
01:45:24,550 --> 01:45:21,760
a later date

2726
01:45:26,629 --> 01:45:24,560
a few hours later landon was released

2727
01:45:28,550 --> 01:45:26,639
just before seven pm

2728
01:45:31,030 --> 01:45:28,560
officers responded to an apartment

2729
01:45:33,590 --> 01:45:31,040
building at the 600 block regarding a

2730
01:45:36,310 --> 01:45:33,600
burglary that had just occurred

2731
01:45:38,470 --> 01:45:36,320
officers were were notified that the

2732
01:45:40,310 --> 01:45:38,480
residents were arrived home to find the

2733
01:45:42,470 --> 01:45:40,320
door jar and several items were

2734
01:45:44,629 --> 01:45:42,480
displaced within the apartment they also

2735
01:45:46,550 --> 01:45:44,639
could hear a man's voice yelling inside

2736
01:45:48,550 --> 01:45:46,560
the unit when officers arrived on

2737
01:45:50,790 --> 01:45:48,560
arrived on the scene they observed

2738
01:45:53,109 --> 01:45:50,800
landon walking the building's hallway

2739
01:45:55,030 --> 01:45:53,119
upon seeing the officers landon ran back

2740
01:45:57,430 --> 01:45:55,040
into the victim's apartment which was

2741
01:45:59,910 --> 01:45:57,440
occupied at the time locking himself

2742
01:46:02,950 --> 01:46:01,510
it was unoccupied at the time okay

2743
01:46:04,229 --> 01:46:02,960
that's good the perimeter was

2744
01:46:06,390 --> 01:46:04,239
established and the officers began

2745
01:46:08,870 --> 01:46:06,400
negotiating with landon attempting to

2746
01:46:11,750 --> 01:46:08,880
have them exit the units well what were

2747
01:46:13,109 --> 01:46:11,760
they going to give him in return

2748
01:46:14,950 --> 01:46:13,119
for exiting the unit what was the

2749
01:46:16,709 --> 01:46:14,960
negotiations

2750
01:46:18,390 --> 01:46:16,719
let you cross the street wherever you

2751
01:46:19,669 --> 01:46:18,400
want i was gonna say he

2752
01:46:23,430 --> 01:46:19,679
gets across the street again or gets his

2753
01:46:27,270 --> 01:46:25,669
after langdon refused to exit the

2754
01:46:29,430 --> 01:46:27,280
apartment officers made entry to the

2755
01:46:31,109 --> 01:46:29,440
apartment and made contact with langdon

2756
01:46:32,790 --> 01:46:31,119
what do you mean make contact

2757
01:46:35,669 --> 01:46:32,800
they mean they they grabbed them and

2758
01:46:38,149 --> 01:46:35,679
they threw them on the floor yeah

2759
01:46:39,350 --> 01:46:38,159
um where they continued negotiations

2760
01:46:41,030 --> 01:46:39,360
with them

2761
01:46:42,790 --> 01:46:41,040
there wasn't a dog in there but they

2762
01:46:43,830 --> 01:46:42,800
found a neighbor who had a dog and they

2763
01:46:46,470 --> 01:46:43,840
shot that

2764
01:46:48,950 --> 01:46:46,480
well they said they they did uh deploy

2765
01:46:51,270 --> 01:46:48,960
members of the burbanks uh canine unit

2766
01:46:53,430 --> 01:46:51,280
on the scene so shortly thereafter land

2767
01:46:55,030 --> 01:46:53,440
and volleyball police shot their own dog

2768
01:46:57,030 --> 01:46:55,040
there's a dog get them

2769
01:46:58,709 --> 01:46:57,040
shortly there after langdon voluntarily

2770
01:47:01,430 --> 01:46:58,719
exited the bedroom

2771
01:47:05,109 --> 01:47:01,440
uh he had barricaded himself into

2772
01:47:06,950 --> 01:47:05,119
and was placed under arrest again

2773
01:47:08,950 --> 01:47:06,960
after further investigation officers

2774
01:47:10,950 --> 01:47:08,960
discovered landon caused an estimated

2775
01:47:13,430 --> 01:47:10,960
six thousand dollars in property damage

2776
01:47:15,189 --> 01:47:13,440
to the victim's apartment well he had to

2777
01:47:17,270 --> 01:47:15,199
barricade himself in there but he had to

2778
01:47:20,149 --> 01:47:17,280
use everything he could find

2779
01:47:22,629 --> 01:47:20,159
really i blame the police for that one

2780
01:47:24,709 --> 01:47:22,639
so uh langdon was arrested and booked on

2781
01:47:27,990 --> 01:47:24,719
suspicion of burglary and felony

2782
01:47:28,870 --> 01:47:28,000
vandalism he remains in custody on 150

2783
01:47:30,950 --> 01:47:28,880
000

2784
01:47:32,870 --> 01:47:30,960
dollar bail well we got to get him out

2785
01:47:38,470 --> 01:47:32,880
because this guy's got more damage to do

2786
01:47:42,390 --> 01:47:39,669
you think you think when they when they

2787
01:47:44,550 --> 01:47:42,400
uh um

2788
01:47:45,669 --> 01:47:44,560
release him they give him back his his

2789
01:47:49,350 --> 01:47:45,679
screwdriver

2790
01:47:51,189 --> 01:47:49,360
that's all he had on him was a

2791
01:47:53,590 --> 01:47:51,199
screwdriver and a

2792
01:47:57,270 --> 01:47:53,600
a a torn ticket stub to the arnold

2793
01:48:01,830 --> 01:47:59,669
that's a long way though he does have a

2794
01:48:03,750 --> 01:48:01,840
great face it kind of got like a he's

2795
01:48:05,750 --> 01:48:03,760
kind of got like he's working on a meth

2796
01:48:07,750 --> 01:48:05,760
face yeah he's got some some meth teeth

2797
01:48:09,830 --> 01:48:07,760
going there yeah or maybe screwdriver

2798
01:48:13,030 --> 01:48:09,840
teeth i'm not sure which look at that

2799
01:48:18,149 --> 01:48:16,470
look at that guy yeah he's uh

2800
01:48:19,590 --> 01:48:18,159
i don't know i kind of i kind of know

2801
01:48:21,350 --> 01:48:19,600
what i don't know like did they ask like

2802
01:48:23,189 --> 01:48:21,360
what are you looking for you broke into

2803
01:48:26,470 --> 01:48:23,199
all these places

2804
01:48:30,950 --> 01:48:29,189
he was very determined

2805
01:48:32,470 --> 01:48:30,960
i'm crossing the street right now i'm

2806
01:48:34,310 --> 01:48:32,480
doing a screwdriver i'm getting into

2807
01:48:37,030 --> 01:48:34,320
that apartment i'm going to get into

2808
01:48:39,030 --> 01:48:37,040
that business no one's going to stop me

2809
01:48:41,430 --> 01:48:39,040
all right well

2810
01:48:45,430 --> 01:48:41,440
uh we got to get out of here guys

2811
01:48:46,950 --> 01:48:45,440
we're way past time oh my goodness

2812
01:48:50,070 --> 01:48:46,960
yeah that means everybody owes us

2813
01:48:54,550 --> 01:48:52,229
so go to patreon and give us our

2814
01:48:56,149 --> 01:48:54,560
overtime money

2815
01:48:58,229 --> 01:48:56,159
blood sucking

2816
01:49:01,030 --> 01:48:58,239
goblins i don't know i don't know how i

2817
01:49:04,310 --> 01:49:01,040
lost money on the show but i did i was

2818
01:49:08,629 --> 01:49:04,320
doing taxes and i somehow lost money

2819
01:49:09,990 --> 01:49:08,639
would you have it as an llc not yet

2820
01:49:11,750 --> 01:49:10,000
i i spent

2821
01:49:14,149 --> 01:49:11,760
i didn't did you name it as a dependent

2822
01:49:15,510 --> 01:49:14,159
you just i shot a kid

2823
01:49:18,470 --> 01:49:15,520
because i bought a new computer this

2824
01:49:21,189 --> 01:49:18,480
year in a nas and a bunch of other stuff

2825
01:49:22,950 --> 01:49:21,199
i spent close over four thousand dollars

2826
01:49:24,550 --> 01:49:22,960
on this show this year

2827
01:49:27,589 --> 01:49:24,560
and i was like oh my god

2828
01:49:29,910 --> 01:49:27,599
that's just my donation

2829
01:49:32,070 --> 01:49:29,920
that's just like on show it doesn't take

2830
01:49:35,589 --> 01:49:32,080
into account like uh

2831
01:49:38,470 --> 01:49:35,599
the storage for online like all the rss

2832
01:49:40,709 --> 01:49:38,480
feeds and hosting servers and stuff like

2833
01:49:42,390 --> 01:49:40,719
that it's crazy

2834
01:49:44,470 --> 01:49:42,400
so next year we're going to turn this

2835
01:49:46,629 --> 01:49:44,480
into an llc and i think each one of us

2836
01:49:47,430 --> 01:49:46,639
can make ten dollars an episode wouldn't

2837
01:49:49,910 --> 01:49:47,440
it

2838
01:49:52,629 --> 01:49:49,920
no 501c3

2839
01:49:54,390 --> 01:49:52,639
oh non-profit

2840
01:49:57,430 --> 01:49:54,400
name yourself as a religion our big dumb

2841
01:49:58,709 --> 01:49:57,440
or big dumb church yeah we could

2842
01:50:00,790 --> 01:49:58,719
we're trying to turn this thing into a

2843
01:50:04,390 --> 01:50:00,800
cult we just need to get more popular

2844
01:50:08,790 --> 01:50:06,149
thanks for everyone hanging out

2845
01:50:11,589 --> 01:50:08,800
and uh listening to us and all the

2846
01:50:12,470 --> 01:50:11,599
malarkey i'm sure we'll be back on

2847
01:50:14,950 --> 01:50:12,480
saturday

2848
01:50:17,669 --> 01:50:14,960
[Music]

2849
01:50:20,149 --> 01:50:17,679
well more stuff then

2850
01:50:22,629 --> 01:50:20,159
if we're not already in the uh world

2851
01:50:24,950 --> 01:50:22,639
economic government by then are we

2852
01:50:26,070 --> 01:50:24,960
supposed to be at war with ukraine soon

2853
01:50:28,229 --> 01:50:26,080
i hope so

2854
01:50:30,149 --> 01:50:28,239
i will probably be in line at the arnold

2855
01:50:32,550 --> 01:50:30,159
slap fight so i may not be able to make

2856
01:50:34,950 --> 01:50:32,560
it you're going to be there way early

2857
01:50:36,870 --> 01:50:34,960
i want that first i want front row seats

2858
01:50:38,930 --> 01:50:36,880
i want to dress up in a furry suit and

2859
01:50:41,109 --> 01:50:38,940
be like oh i thought this was the freak

2860
01:50:42,709 --> 01:50:41,119
[Music]

2861
01:50:43,990 --> 01:50:42,719
go on a cosplay

2862
01:50:46,229 --> 01:50:44,000
yeah they have

2863
01:50:49,030 --> 01:50:46,239
because in atlanta they do have a furry

2864
01:50:51,189 --> 01:50:49,040
convention every year

2865
01:50:53,109 --> 01:50:51,199
they got them everywhere but yeah

2866
01:50:54,149 --> 01:50:53,119
if you go and cosplay like dressed as a

2867
01:50:55,669 --> 01:50:54,159
falcon

2868
01:50:57,030 --> 01:50:55,679
or something like that to the arnold

2869
01:50:58,200 --> 01:50:57,040
classic

2870
01:51:00,870 --> 01:50:58,210
that's the only way to do it

2871
01:51:04,550 --> 01:51:00,880
[Music]

2872
01:51:06,390 --> 01:51:04,560
i want a furry slap fight competition

2873
01:51:09,430 --> 01:51:06,400
your knowledge of klingon curses is

2874
01:51:10,629 --> 01:51:09,440
impressive oh yeah

2875
01:51:15,189 --> 01:51:10,639
well thank you everyone thank you

2876
01:51:20,229 --> 01:51:17,270
watching the slaps people survival

2877
01:51:22,229 --> 01:51:20,239
procedures mr sulu kirk here no time for

2878
01:51:25,589 --> 01:51:22,239
heroics i have no intention of

2879
01:51:30,870 --> 01:51:28,629
of 500 pounds i love fasting so i'll

2880
01:51:32,229 --> 01:51:30,880
calm down down here right there and turn

2881
01:51:40,149 --> 01:51:32,239
the weight something funny about that

2882
01:51:45,189 --> 01:51:42,950
use it like a toilet kevin david tyler

2883
01:51:57,370 --> 01:51:45,199
daryl joseph green morton

2884
01:52:03,910 --> 01:52:00,470
[Music]

2885
01:52:04,790 --> 01:52:03,920
that's about all sha blah blah sit ubu

2886
01:52:09,109 --> 01:52:04,800
sit

2887
01:52:13,990 --> 01:52:10,790
goodbye

2888
01:52:15,350 --> 01:52:14,000
give us an email at our bitcombo

2889
01:52:17,990 --> 01:52:15,360
gmail.com

2890
01:52:20,149 --> 01:52:18,000
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2891
01:52:20,650 --> 01:52:20,159
for all the social media and donation

2892
01:52:24,550 --> 01:52:20,660
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